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[dosomethingslacker]

uh
gear thing says a Shinx and a Meowth
one gives e static cling and the other has gold on its head if that helps

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oh karkat has a shinx
little blue cat right?? cute
i think its an electric type so you gotta be careful with it around electronics you dont want to have to replace
and im guessing meowth is also a cat?

[dosomethingslacker]

cat's not really what i'd go with but yeah sure
and yeah a really smug as shit looking cat
reminds me of an asshole back home

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i dont know TOO much about those species in particular but if youre familiar with how earth cats work
pokemon that resemble animals were used to arent actually all that different needswise
i mean theyre a lot smarter and also can cause no end of trouble with their wacky powers but if you feed them and watch them run around outside and keep them off the furniture or whatever theyll love you back pretty simply
their being smart really helps cause they actually understand what youre saying unlike regular cats which i understand to be hairball ejecting shitheads

[dosomethingslacker]

guess one of us is gonna figure it out then
how many breeds are there of these damn things anyway
and yeah regular cats are hairball ejecting vomit producing shitheads you at least got that down

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shit dude i dont know
there are like hundreds of these fuckers running around
i only know about the cool ones
or the ones that live around places i spent a lot of time in

[dosomethingslacker]

fuckin christ
don't get me wrong i'm enjoying the vacation
but i'm starting to think space war was easier to keep up with

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really
what was that like

[dosomethingslacker]

uh
exhausting
leading a bunch of rookies into a fight they're not ready for
working with a bunch of other assholes to stay alive
kinda sucks

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i guess i kind of know what you mean
though i wouldnt call the bullshit we were embroiled in a war
and thank fucking god i didnt have to lead anyone anywhere that wouldve been an unmitigated shitstorm of epic proportions

[dosomethingslacker]

yeah 0/10 would not recommend leading teenagers into war
what hell were you embroiled in then what would you call it

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um
an unmitigated shitstorm of epic proportions honestly
we were also in space did i tell you that

[dosomethingslacker]

failed to mention that part
least you seem like you handle yourself and your shit ok

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ahaha yeah


anyway mostly it was kind of like living in a video game i guess
nothing special
how come you had to lead teenagers into war i thought there was a minimum age for that
you know a you must be this tall to ride deal

[dosomethingslacker]

[DON'T RUIN HIS IMAGE OF YOU LITTLE DUDE. YOU'RE HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER.]

long story short, necessity
anybody who could hold a gun went into that army I guess

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oh
that sounds pretty shitty

i guess probably they had to start training pretty young huh

[dosomethingslacker]

i guess so
kinda came in late to the party when our ship crashed there



how long've you been here anyway

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since around the beginning of november
soooo five months?
something like that
not as long as agent c and those guys but longer than the rest of my crew

[dosomethingslacker]

man
more time shenanigans
carolina was just with us
whatever still getting used to this place

what are some good places to work
fundings getting kinda low here

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the place i work isnt bad for food service
its pretty easy to land gigs at the pokemon center or the department store too from what i can tell
oh but youre an adult
shit dude you can work anywhere AND you can probably get full time wages even
man!
anyway what kind of work are you looking for because mostly as an uneducated and underqualified teenager im mostly stuck with menial garbage
what about bartending can you bartend

[dosomethingslacker]

no idea
went straight into military when I could, never really had any other job
worth a shot I guess

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wait
you have a kid right




what about taking care of kids
i hear that actually pays pretty well

[dosomethingslacker]

bad idea
my kid's an alien and i barely get to see him as it is
got no idea about human kids

i'll look into bartending

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oh
right with the war and everything
yeah i guess thats a better idea

who looked after him while you were away

[dosomethingslacker]

sangheili embassy and a lot of their folks
he's doing pretty good in school and basketball at least