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[dosomethingslacker]

no idea
went straight into military when I could, never really had any other job
worth a shot I guess

[callbacks]

wait
you have a kid right




what about taking care of kids
i hear that actually pays pretty well

[dosomethingslacker]

bad idea
my kid's an alien and i barely get to see him as it is
got no idea about human kids

i'll look into bartending

[callbacks]

oh
right with the war and everything
yeah i guess thats a better idea

who looked after him while you were away

[dosomethingslacker]

sangheili embassy and a lot of their folks
he's doing pretty good in school and basketball at least

[callbacks]

thats good
so youre proud of him and stuff

[dosomethingslacker]

well yeah
junior's awesome
i'd be a total asshole not to be proud of him

[callbacks]

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thats cool
i bet itd be sweet to meet him someday
though probably hed kick my ass at basketball i dont actually know that much about the sports

[dosomethingslacker]

[sorry about your bro, buddy]

pretty sure he'd kick all our asses at basketball he's like 6 feet tall now
kinda wish he was here, he'd like all this shit

[callbacks]

hey im almost like six feet
and im fast
i just dont know all the rules and shit or like what youre supposed to do with the ball to get the goals
you dont have to throw in the towel we can school me up before he gets here

[dosomethingslacker]

ok ok
if you want me to teach you the sweetest moves in b ball you got it man
name time and place, you got it

[callbacks]

wait for real
dude
uh im not sure i got across how actually incredibly shitty i am at even conceptualizing sports

[dosomethingslacker]

and i probably wasn't really clear that iv'e been in the military a dumbass long time and haven't played sports in years
pretty sure we're even

[callbacks]

what if ive never sported
like
ever

[dosomethingslacker]

ok and?
trust me you're no worse than other people i know back home i promise you that

[callbacks]

ok
but i told you
i warned you dog

[dosomethingslacker]

trust me i've had worse students
you'll be fine dave

[callbacks]

[Ahgblabhblha what is this feeling, why is he so...encouraged, all of the sudden?]

ok
maybe
an afternoon sometime?
im usually off work around then

[dosomethingslacker]

yeah that works
i'm currently not employed so not doing shit
just let me know when i guess

[callbacks]

friday?
three?

[dosomethingslacker]

works for me i'll meet you then

[callbacks]

ok
see you dude