Voicemail

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text . voice . video . action

Please note the date and time of day for me!

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[Oh god, he'd forgotten about the roleplaying. Ffffuuuccckkk, but more importantly—]

BUT
OK DAVE LOOK I ADMIT I BLOW THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION SOMETIMES
BUT WHAT IF THIS ACTUALLY DOES COMPLETELY FUCK EVERYTHING UP?
I MEAN, I SORT OF THOUGHT THAT AFTER THAT INTERVENTION, THINGS COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO GO BACK TO NORMAL. OR I MEAN NOT NORMAL BECAUSE LIKE FUCK WOULD I EVER TALK TO GAMZEE AGAIN OR WANT YOU AND TEREZI TO GET BACK TOGETHER OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT BUT
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IF SHE WANTED TO? OR IF YOU WANTED TO BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T BE KISMESES ANYMORE OR
FUCK OK SO MAYBE THAT LAST PART WOULDN'T HAPPEN NOW, BUT MAYBE SOME OTHER BULLSHIT TWIST WOULD HAPPEN AT THE LAST SECOND! AND SHE JUST WOULDN'T TALK TO US ANYMORE OR GO BACK TO BEING SOME FAYGO-CHUGGING CLOWN GROUPIE.
DOES THIS PLANET EVEN HAVE CLOWNS?? AND THE FACT THAT JADE'S WITH US TOO IS
LOOK ARE YOU REALLY SURE I SHOULD JUST GO AHEAD AND TELL HER? BECAUSE I MEAN OK JADE IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DISLIKE BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE IN THE CLEAR, DAVE!
SHE MIGHT NOT SAY ANYTHING EVEN IF IT DID BOTHER HER AND THAT'S WHAT'S BUGGING ME, OK?

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you have a point

[Terezi is not as easily scrutable as he and Karkat are. She can hide things and Dave, at least, would be none the wiser.]

at the same time though like
shell feel shittier if we dont tell her




speaking from experience

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[........................... goddammit]

FINE. I'LL TELL HER.

YOU'D BETTER BE FUCKING RIGHT, DAVE.

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hey
karkat

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YEAH? WHAT IS IT.

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youre a good friend and a good leader
trust her a little
yeah?
tz likes to keep her feelings on the downlow but even if shes hurt or surprised shes not fragile
and if it does bother her
well be there
you know?

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YEAH OK.
YOU'RE RIGHT.

THANKS, DAVE.

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cmon
what are moirasprits for



also did you actually want me there or not because
idk
she might feel cornered or something if its both or all of us

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NO, IT'S OK. I GOT THIS.
I'M AN INDISPUTABLE AUTHORITY ON ALL THINGS ROMANCE, IT'LL BE FINE.

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ok but if you change your mind and choose to deliver the news in a hilarious way
i got your back
i got your back and a custom tshirt place on standby

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DO I WANT TO KNOW HOW A CUSTOM TSHIRT WOULD IN ANY WAY HELP IN THIS SITUATION.

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tell me she wouldnt sell out any reservations she has for one whiff of this bad boy

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[he cannot





fucking




BELIEVE]


DAVE WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT.

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AND WHY IS MY NAME LAST?

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ok fine do you like karjadave better
jades name kind of gets lost like that though
kardavejade just looks bulky with all those silent es
do you think it needs clipart
i think it needs clipart

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DAVE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR CLIPART.

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wait this ones even better

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WHY NOT BOTH!! ONE ON EACH SIDE!
AND SOME BULLSHIT SMILING CLOCK OR SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE WHY NOT! IT'S A TSHIRT, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE.

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and you say youre not an artist

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IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY SPENDING MONEY ON THIS MONSTROSITY, I'M
OK I WON'T BE SURPRISED BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE SOME SERIOUS FUCKING WORDS FOR YOU, STRIDER.

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ill get enough for the whole house

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HOW'S THIS ONE.
OR THIS.

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SHIT
the second one definitely
or actually maybe i could layer one on top of the other like the worlds shittiest artifacted double exposure
katkat
you get me

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FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO FUCKING HORRIFIC TO EVEN SUGGEST
BUT THEN I REMEMBERED WHO I WAS TALKING TO.
<> <3

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[Fuck. ////]