jesus christ karkat have you considered just like casually when we pick her up i mean mentioning oh hey tz by the way its been about a year since we last saw one another and now this intrepid trios sitting cozy three to a two seater its snug but it works and tbh were adorable and shell be like 1 BL3SS TH1S UN1ON BY L1CK1NG 4LL OF YOU COP1OUSLY! and then she and jade will start roleplaying forest creatures and youll have freaked out for nothing as usual
[Oh god, he'd forgotten about the roleplaying. Ffffuuuccckkk, but more importantly—]
BUT OK DAVE LOOK I ADMIT I BLOW THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION SOMETIMES BUT WHAT IF THIS ACTUALLY DOES COMPLETELY FUCK EVERYTHING UP? I MEAN, I SORT OF THOUGHT THAT AFTER THAT INTERVENTION, THINGS COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO GO BACK TO NORMAL. OR I MEAN NOT NORMAL BECAUSE LIKE FUCK WOULD I EVER TALK TO GAMZEE AGAIN OR WANT YOU AND TEREZI TO GET BACK TOGETHER OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT BUT I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IF SHE WANTED TO? OR IF YOU WANTED TO BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T BE KISMESES ANYMORE OR FUCK OK SO MAYBE THAT LAST PART WOULDN'T HAPPEN NOW, BUT MAYBE SOME OTHER BULLSHIT TWIST WOULD HAPPEN AT THE LAST SECOND! AND SHE JUST WOULDN'T TALK TO US ANYMORE OR GO BACK TO BEING SOME FAYGO-CHUGGING CLOWN GROUPIE. DOES THIS PLANET EVEN HAVE CLOWNS?? AND THE FACT THAT JADE'S WITH US TOO IS LOOK ARE YOU REALLY SURE I SHOULD JUST GO AHEAD AND TELL HER? BECAUSE I MEAN OK JADE IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DISLIKE BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE IN THE CLEAR, DAVE! SHE MIGHT NOT SAY ANYTHING EVEN IF IT DID BOTHER HER AND THAT'S WHAT'S BUGGING ME, OK?
youre a good friend and a good leader trust her a little yeah? tz likes to keep her feelings on the downlow but even if shes hurt or surprised shes not fragile and if it does bother her well be there you know?
ok fine do you like karjadave better jades name kind of gets lost like that though kardavejade just looks bulky with all those silent es do you think it needs clipart i think it needs clipart
WHY NOT BOTH!! ONE ON EACH SIDE! AND SOME BULLSHIT SMILING CLOCK OR SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE WHY NOT! IT'S A TSHIRT, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE.
SHIT the second one definitely or actually maybe i could layer one on top of the other like the worlds shittiest artifacted double exposure katkat you get me
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have you considered just like casually
when we pick her up i mean
mentioning oh hey tz by the way its been about a year since we last saw one another and now this intrepid trios sitting cozy three to a two seater
its snug but it works and tbh were adorable
and shell be like
1 BL3SS TH1S UN1ON BY L1CK1NG 4LL OF YOU COP1OUSLY!
and then she and jade will start roleplaying forest creatures and youll have freaked out for nothing as usual
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BUT
OK DAVE LOOK I ADMIT I BLOW THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION SOMETIMES
BUT WHAT IF THIS ACTUALLY DOES COMPLETELY FUCK EVERYTHING UP?
I MEAN, I SORT OF THOUGHT THAT AFTER THAT INTERVENTION, THINGS COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO GO BACK TO NORMAL. OR I MEAN NOT NORMAL BECAUSE LIKE FUCK WOULD I EVER TALK TO GAMZEE AGAIN OR WANT YOU AND TEREZI TO GET BACK TOGETHER OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT BUT
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IF SHE WANTED TO? OR IF YOU WANTED TO BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T BE KISMESES ANYMORE OR
FUCK OK SO MAYBE THAT LAST PART WOULDN'T HAPPEN NOW, BUT MAYBE SOME OTHER BULLSHIT TWIST WOULD HAPPEN AT THE LAST SECOND! AND SHE JUST WOULDN'T TALK TO US ANYMORE OR GO BACK TO BEING SOME FAYGO-CHUGGING CLOWN GROUPIE.
DOES THIS PLANET EVEN HAVE CLOWNS?? AND THE FACT THAT JADE'S WITH US TOO IS
LOOK ARE YOU REALLY SURE I SHOULD JUST GO AHEAD AND TELL HER? BECAUSE I MEAN OK JADE IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DISLIKE BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE IN THE CLEAR, DAVE!
SHE MIGHT NOT SAY ANYTHING EVEN IF IT DID BOTHER HER AND THAT'S WHAT'S BUGGING ME, OK?
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[Terezi is not as easily scrutable as he and Karkat are. She can hide things and Dave, at least, would be none the wiser.]
at the same time though like
shell feel shittier if we dont tell her
speaking from experience
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FINE. I'LL TELL HER.
YOU'D BETTER BE FUCKING RIGHT, DAVE.
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karkat
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trust her a little
yeah?
tz likes to keep her feelings on the downlow but even if shes hurt or surprised shes not fragile
and if it does bother her
well be there
you know?
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YEAH OK.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THANKS, DAVE.
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what are moirasprits for
also did you actually want me there or not because
idk
she might feel cornered or something if its both or all of us
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I'M AN INDISPUTABLE AUTHORITY ON ALL THINGS ROMANCE, IT'LL BE FINE.
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i got your back
i got your back and a custom tshirt place on standby
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tell me she wouldnt sell out any reservations she has for one whiff of this bad boy
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[he cannot
fucking
BELIEVE]
DAVE WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT.
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jades name kind of gets lost like that though
kardavejade just looks bulky with all those silent es
do you think it needs clipart
i think it needs clipart
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wait this ones even better
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AND SOME BULLSHIT SMILING CLOCK OR SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE WHY NOT! IT'S A TSHIRT, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE.
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OK I WON'T BE SURPRISED BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE SOME SERIOUS FUCKING WORDS FOR YOU, STRIDER.
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OR THIS.
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the second one definitely
or actually maybe i could layer one on top of the other like the worlds shittiest artifacted double exposure
katkat
you get me
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BUT THEN I REMEMBERED WHO I WAS TALKING TO.
<> <3
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GODDAMN WIFI