Voicemail

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text . voice . video . action

Please note the date and time of day for me!

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ok but if you change your mind and choose to deliver the news in a hilarious way
i got your back
i got your back and a custom tshirt place on standby

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DO I WANT TO KNOW HOW A CUSTOM TSHIRT WOULD IN ANY WAY HELP IN THIS SITUATION.

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tell me she wouldnt sell out any reservations she has for one whiff of this bad boy

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[he cannot





fucking




BELIEVE]


DAVE WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT.

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AND WHY IS MY NAME LAST?

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ok fine do you like karjadave better
jades name kind of gets lost like that though
kardavejade just looks bulky with all those silent es
do you think it needs clipart
i think it needs clipart

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DAVE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR CLIPART.

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wait this ones even better

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WHY NOT BOTH!! ONE ON EACH SIDE!
AND SOME BULLSHIT SMILING CLOCK OR SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE WHY NOT! IT'S A TSHIRT, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE.

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and you say youre not an artist

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IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY SPENDING MONEY ON THIS MONSTROSITY, I'M
OK I WON'T BE SURPRISED BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE SOME SERIOUS FUCKING WORDS FOR YOU, STRIDER.

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ill get enough for the whole house

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HOW'S THIS ONE.
OR THIS.

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SHIT
the second one definitely
or actually maybe i could layer one on top of the other like the worlds shittiest artifacted double exposure
katkat
you get me

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FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO FUCKING HORRIFIC TO EVEN SUGGEST
BUT THEN I REMEMBERED WHO I WAS TALKING TO.
<> <3

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[Fuck. ////]

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OK THE CLOSEST I CAN GET TO TYPING THAT IS <X3. DOES THAT WORK OR IS IT TOO SIMILAR TO </3?

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you can just copy and paste it dude

GODDAMN WIFI

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FINE.