huh hhhhhhhuh no ok you could be onto something there jt do you know if theres recorded evidence of it being a widespread phenomena or is it just localized
ok well i dont have all the facts about this because it involves alien horseshit and im strictly anti that but apparently i shat all over a clowns ancestral religion once by accident and he actually went into my friends and my dreams and planted like weird voodoo nightmare shit in there so we had these irrational not necessarily fears but intense discomfort around certain things things that turned out to be legitimately evil like jesus fuck thats not even the voodoo talking its been attested to by multiple sources but anyway im thinking maybe youve been similarly cursed with the pickle stuff its possible
dude of course im nothing if not a chill and understanding guy seriously though watch out for clowns especially if theyre religious aliens and also try to find someone who can see the future and steer you away from bad decisions like that henceforth youll be thankful for it later
no no theres a difference there are people dressed as clowns and then there are people who /are/ clowns the people who really commit the people here aren't clowns all the time
oh yeah they can be really rough I mean I like to see the best in people but they take being clowns SUPER seriously not everybody can be one either, so
well ill tell you what pickles dont even taste that good so someday when youre in town well hang out and hit the local eateries and there will be no pickles on or around anyones sacred friendship sandwiches
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hhhhhhhuh
no ok you could be onto something there jt
do you know if theres recorded evidence of it being a widespread phenomena or is it just localized
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MINE
no matter where I go if I run into pickles, something awful happens every time
i cant explain it but we just dont mix
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because if its just you it might be something else
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im pretty sure Beezy and Heloise think Im just being silly
but I swear theyre bad news
[Answer: It's just him.]
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a clown with magic dream powers
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...I dont think they have dream powers though
what do you mean by that
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but apparently i shat all over a clowns ancestral religion once by accident
and he actually went into my friends and my dreams and planted like
weird voodoo nightmare shit in there so we had these irrational
not necessarily fears
but intense discomfort around certain things
things that turned out to be legitimately evil like jesus fuck thats not even the voodoo talking its been attested to by multiple sources
but anyway im thinking maybe youve been similarly cursed with the pickle stuff
its possible
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thats super scary!!
is there anything I can do?
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destroy them
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okay got it ill do that
im so glad you understand my problem ive been scared of these stupid things all my life
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im nothing if not a chill and understanding guy
seriously though watch out for clowns especially if theyre religious aliens and also try to find someone who can see the future and steer you away from bad decisions like that henceforth
youll be thankful for it later
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I knew they were dangerous but i didnt think they were THAT bad
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but honestly ive never met one
dude dont you work in a circus
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theyre like
REAL clowns
all the time clowns
[If you thought Jimmy was going to be making any more sense today, you were mistaken.]
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that what clowns
are?
people dressed up as clowns i mean
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there are people dressed as clowns
and then there are people who /are/ clowns
the people who really commit
the people here aren't clowns all the time
does that make sense
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huh
yeah i get you
thats interesting i didnt know there were people like that
you said they were dangerous?
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I mean I like to see the best in people but they take being clowns SUPER seriously
not everybody can be one either, so
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not really auditions but
me and my friend Beezy kindof...sortof wanted to try and join them once
it didnt work
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pickles are still way worse than clowns anyway
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ugh
anyway what do you do when you go to like hamburger shops
arent there pickles everywhere
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but i cant let something im afraid of ruin everyone elses fun, yaknow?
i just try to stay away from them as much as I can
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pickles dont even taste that good
so someday when youre in town well hang out and hit the local eateries and there will be no pickles on or around anyones sacred friendship sandwiches
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