oh I hope you don't think I meant Chris is strong because there is nooo way he can even pick up one of me I mean not to say he's WEAK but all I'm saying is his impressive traits are abundent elsewhere
yeah well jades not the same kind of funny dork as john but shes still un fucking believably sweet and nerdy as hell which i cant really say is my TYPE or not seeing as theres literally not a single person i know whos not a humongous egghead about something so i guess i can concede that we share at least half a type
joking aside I've been crushing on like just him for five years so he kind of makes my type super awkward at sleepovers "so Ashley what kind of guy do you like?" "oh you know, one exactly like this one guy you know haha!!" bleh
hahaha at least no ones drawing real people shipping charts of you telling you you got no choice but to marry him god we were all such dumb assholes at thirteen i dont know how we survived to total grownuphood
omg WHAT?? no no one's ever done that!! for years though josh ha i mean some friends have gotten weird about it in their own way but did someone really seriously do that with you and jade???
me and jade and john and rose by some dickmunch who HARDLY EVEN KNEW US AT THE TIME christ i kind of miss that asshole but hell do i not care about his goddamn fucking obsession with romantic entanglements especially as it intersected with my attempts to maybe try the whole dating thing for myself
when someone's trying to get you together when you're all weird about your own feelings.... yeah I can understand getting all frustrated about that ://
didn't you say that Jade's the friend who's here with you??
oh of course my lips are sealed!! I really AM of the opinion that you should tell people your feelings or you might come to regret it one day? but there's no way I'm EVER going to force anyone to make that choice before they're ready just gently encourage :) and NOT make things awkward
i mean she knows i mean not about my moronic crush specifically i hope but theres some things that dont need saying or things what get said in different ways i guess
you're sure? I'm not doubting you or anything because you would know best but well sometimes people are kind of idiots about dancing around feelings assuming
she and i had a talk a little while back about some things that happened between us before we got split up and i got to apologize for having my head as far up my ass as i did so yes ok i used my big boy words for THAT but even though we were promising each other to speak up more about stuff from now on hell THROUGH promising each other to speak up more about stuff i think we both got across a lot of stuff without having to spell it out all of us in our friend group are kind of hideous disasters at conveying feelings and junk except john maybe hes pretty sincere but there's all this stuff we get about each other implicitly just from knowing each other for so long even if we dont say it
it sounds like all of you are incredibly close being able to count on someone like that and know them that well that sounds ideal I'm glad that she's here you know? that you have someone like that around it must make being here nice :)
it is i got my fingers crossed for your crowd showing up too in the meantime though you can posse up with us i mean youve picked yourself out a font color thats already seventy percent of the credentialing you need for club pesterchum
pesterchum was our instant messaging client and yeah of course i mean it whats there to butt in on im a popular dude and jade likes making friends all those rowdy girls who turned up your week have caught us up to hang out with penny and the more the merrier says i
the ones who're being trained to fight monsters? yang weiss and ruby? penny talked to me a little about someone who could get me to a town fast... are YOU the teleporting friend penny was talking about? because this would be a small world if so
hahaha well uh IM not technically i mean theoretically warts got the power but we havent tested it over such long distances yet but maka the one i told you about with the book club her alakazam teleported me to cherrygrove when i first showed up and ive been asking the same favor for people who wanted it so if you ever need to get anywhere fast just let me know and ill see what i can do
after that three-day trip part of me wishes I'd said yes but I want to go in order and also well magic and occult things kind of freak me out a little oops that's really nice of you though a lot is really nice of you to do including talk to me for so long and offer membership to your fun color club :) so thank you seriously
hey it aint no thing for real youre fun and easy to talk to and as long as you dont let people know im a nerd who reads books were cool when you catch up to us we should definitely hang out ok
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I mean
not to say he's WEAK but
all I'm saying is his impressive traits are abundent elsewhere
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jades not the same kind of funny dork as john but shes still un fucking believably sweet and nerdy as hell
which i cant really say is my TYPE or not seeing as theres literally not a single person i know whos not a humongous egghead about something
so i guess i can concede that we share at least half a type
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joking aside I've been crushing on like just him for five years so he kind of makes my type
super awkward at sleepovers
"so Ashley what kind of guy do you like?"
"oh you know, one exactly like this one guy you know haha!!"
bleh
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at least no ones drawing real people shipping charts of you telling you you got no choice but to marry him
god we were all such dumb assholes at thirteen i dont know how we survived to total grownuphood
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no no one's ever done that!!
for years though josh hai mean some friends have gotten weird about it in their own waybut did someone really seriously do that with you and jade???
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and john and rose
by some dickmunch who HARDLY EVEN KNEW US AT THE TIME
christ
i kind of miss that asshole but hell do i not care about his goddamn fucking obsession with romantic entanglements
especially as it intersected with my attempts to maybe try the whole dating thing for myself
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yeah I can understand getting all frustrated about that ://
didn't you say that Jade's the friend who's here with you??
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yeah shes here
so for real not a word to her ok i really dont want to make it weird
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I really AM of the opinion that you should tell people your feelings or you might come to regret it one day?
but there's no way I'm EVER going to force anyone to make that choice before they're ready
just gently encourage :)
and NOT make things awkward
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she knows
i mean not about my moronic crush specifically i hope but
theres some things that dont need saying or things what get said in different ways i guess
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I'm not doubting you or anything because you would know best but
well sometimes people are kind of idiots about
dancing around feelings
assuming
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and i got to apologize for having my head as far up my ass as i did
so yes ok i used my big boy words for THAT
but even though we were promising each other to speak up more about stuff from now on
hell
THROUGH promising each other to speak up more about stuff
i think we both got across a lot of stuff without having to spell it out
all of us in our friend group are kind of hideous disasters at conveying feelings and junk
except john maybe
hes pretty sincere
but there's all this stuff we get about each other implicitly just from knowing each other for so long even if we dont say it
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being able to count on someone like that and know them that well
that sounds ideal
I'm glad that she's here you know? that you have someone like that around
it must make being here nice :)
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i got my fingers crossed for your crowd showing up too
in the meantime though you can posse up with us
i mean youve picked yourself out a font color thats already seventy percent of the credentialing you need for club pesterchum
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but
you really mean it? being here all alone
scaresisn't very fun
I wouldn't be butting in or anything like that?
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and yeah of course i mean it
whats there to butt in on im a popular dude and jade likes making friends
all those rowdy girls who turned up your week have caught us up to hang out with penny and the more the merrier says i
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the ones who're being trained to fight monsters?
yang weiss and ruby?
penny talked to me a little about someone who could get me to a town fast...
are YOU the teleporting friend penny was talking about?
because this would be a small world if so
200. Two zero zero. I cannot believe.
IM not technically
i mean theoretically warts got the power but we havent tested it over such long distances yet
but maka
the one i told you about with the book club
her alakazam teleported me to cherrygrove when i first showed up and ive been asking the same favor for people who wanted it
so if you ever need to get anywhere fast just let me know and ill see what i can do
Pour the champagne buddy
I want to go in order and also
well
magic and occult things kind of freak me out a little
oops
that's really nice of you though
a lot is really nice of you to do
including talk to me for so long and offer membership to your fun color club :)
so thank you
seriously
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it aint no thing
for real youre fun and easy to talk to and as long as you dont let people know im a nerd who reads books were cool
when you catch up to us we should definitely hang out ok
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but ok
that sounds like a lot of fun