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Please note the date and time of day for me!

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[Voice]

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Yeah. It'll be sweet. ...I'm gonna shove his face in a pie.

[Voice]

[crouching_sin]

As long as it's not a berry pie.

[Voice]

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I've heard whipped cream pies are traditional for that shit.

[Voice]

[crouching_sin]

If you can't get some from work you can always stop by here.

We'll call it a 'business expense'.

[Voice]

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You are a gentleman and a scholar.

[Voice]

[crouching_sin]

I'd like to think so. And it's not like we don't have tons here anyway.

[Voice]

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In that case, I should obviously come visit more often.

[Voice]

[crouching_sin]

Well, that goes without saying. April first is coming up...

[Voice]

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Oh god, don't remind me. I'm gonna have to endure April Fool's with the champion prankster chumpass himself, now. And then his birthday's two weeks later, shit.

[Voice]

[crouching_sin]

If he gets you too badly, let me know. I'm sure I can come up with something to get him back.

[And attempt to remind himself that he's looking for nonfatal pranks here.]

[Voice]

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Bro, bro. If I don't fight my own battles, I've already lost.

[Voice]

[crouching_sin]

Fair. But you know where to find tactical advice if you need it.

[Voice]

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I'll keep it in mind, Sun Tzu.