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i guess ill allow it
also maybe theyll finally start letting me take on more hours
maybe i shouldve lied about my age during the interview process im feeling discriminated against

I don't know, Ken's 19 and even he gets limited on how many hours he takes on. It's not a problem for the household or anything, since I work too, but I have to work like, two jobs.

[Maka that's because you're weird and don't feel satisfied unless you've been working non-stop.]

I don't know what people have against giving us full-time jobs around here, it's always been that way.

its ageism is what it is
this countries run entirely by ageists
i bet if i added up all the time ive spent time traveling i could be like practically thirty by now

Dave, if I actually acknowledged all of my time spent in Johto, I'd be 19. If I actually acknowledged my birth year in conjunction with the year here, I'd be something like 26.

Please.

Let's not start with the weird time shit and ages.

have you met me

Would it help if I told you that even people way older than us still get part time hours?

the pokeworld economy is ruining all my plans to be massively and unethically wealthy by age twenty five
how am i supposed to own the stock exchange under these conditions

I didn't even know the Pokemon world *had* a stock exchange but considering how easy it is to amass money--I think it's like yen back on Earth--you probably won't have a problem if you save.

Or find a hardworking beneficiary.

life was so much simpler when i could just swindle an entire population of mentally underdeveloped crocodiles out of their life savings for some pocket cash

What, you don't enjoy taking other trainers' lunch money instead?

thats still considered like honest work here so no

[Also, he's really sick of fighting.]

I guess. Gross as that is.

There's also finding random crap in

[Not caves, for the love of Arceus.]

Routes and ruins. And selling it. That works.

like looting
hm
im listening
thats a possibility
or you said you get around it by working two jobs?
is that kosher under the regions child labor laws

*What* child labor laws?

They send ten year olds off into the wilderness alone instead of to school.

so WHY cant we work full time hours????
i have expensive music equipment to tie myself down to instead of adventuring
and im never gonna save up enough pokeyens to buy it if they wont let me work more than three minutes a day
SUCH horseshit

Like I said, work more than one job or make Lilipup eyes at someone until they get it for you as a present.

I had a friend from my world that liked getting expensive speakers and stuff, too, so that's in his room if you happen by.

hey im not gonna gank your friends swag
thats not cool
besides until i get a permanent address i dont actually have anywhere to put anything
its not like turntables are real portable without a genuine workable sylladex
i was mostly just moaning for appearances

Okay.

You know you don't have to try and impress me with the melodrama, right?

Or whatever it is you were going for there.

I've seen a lot of things.

He's not even here anyway, he went back home.

maka if i dont maintain my brand what does that leave me
ill have to start being like
SINCERE and shit
eugh im shudderin at the thought

I know, you and Soul are the same--you have to maintain your cool guy status.

A little sincerity once in a while isn't so bad, is it? Your friends would probably appreciate it.

once in a while is fine
then its all dripping with significance and shit and or strengthens the irony of what im saying
but if i have to start parading my genuine emotions left and right all the time like some kind of
normal person i guess
it doesnt bear thinking about maka it really doesnt

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