why are you calling it your child? that is so weird. it's like... an alien coming out of a meteor. but not a cool human alien like karkat. like a gross slime alien that probably eats people.
i do not even want to know why you like these things so much. anyways, this just means that you should try and get here as soon as possible! so that you can catch a bunch!
well the storm seems to have mostly passed over the town by now i think? it just looks really bad out over the water. i do not know enough about ocean storms to say how strong it is, though.
yeah, i think so! i just dropped in on the lobby and it sounds like as long as i help out with cleaning up after the storm i can get free room and board. the joke is on them, though, because i would have helped clean up anyways.
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its not bad is it?
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fuck why am i HERE when i could be THERE
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my moldy turtle pasta son
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who thought that would make a good pokemon?
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it's like... an alien coming out of a meteor. but not a cool human alien like karkat.
like a gross slime alien that probably eats people.
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im gonna have six
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anyways, this just means that you should try and get here as soon as possible! so that you can catch a bunch!
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is it really that bad over there
like are we talking tropical depression or lava hurricanes
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it just looks really bad out over the water.
i do not know enough about ocean storms to say how strong it is, though.
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will you be alright
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i just dropped in on the lobby and it sounds like as long as i help out with cleaning up after the storm i can get free room and board.
the joke is on them, though, because i would have helped clean up anyways.
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they will not even know what hit them. my pranking prowess is just that good.