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[He straightens and flashes her a thumbs-up.]

Happens all the time. [Poor Tavros.] Thanks for the rescue, though. Swoon, swoon.

[He feigns stumbling back against the tree trunk with his hand held to his head and fans himself.]

I think you've done given me a case of the vapors, Miss Harley. My hero.

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Well, don't go daintily fainting just yet, Sir Dave, we've gotta make sure these cows are all chilled to milkshake perfection.

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[He lifts his head again.

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He lowers his shades a hair.]

...Is that how milkshakes work?

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Pfft--no! I learned about it when I was working at the diner, you have to have equal parts ice cream and milk. Though considering Pokemon, I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere down the line there was an evolution of Miltank that produced milkshakes as a healing item.

[Would that be fucked up or what.]

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Okay, because if that were how milkshakes worked, I'd have to have one. A Miltank, I mean. Just steal a dogie right off the ranch. I have principles but not that many principles.