Voicemail

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text . voice . video . action

Please note the date and time of day for me!

Comments

ONE MONTH LATER....

[hashtagafreakingghost]

you are bullshitting me because that CANNOT be a thing in ANY universe
besides i might've been a little out of it last v-day but i am absolutely sure no one was talking about this last year

WELCOME BACK

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why must you crush peoples dreams

[hashtagafreakingghost]

cause it's my favorite hobby

[hashtagafreakingghost]

seriously though
why penis candy

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what
you dont think theyre cute

[hashtagafreakingghost]

did you make them for everyone?

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everyone who matters

[hashtagafreakingghost]

oh
well
thanks

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theyre not lumpy right
i worked semihard on them




haha
semihard

[hashtagafreakingghost]

dave ew
heheh

NO they're perfectly acceptable
for dick chocolate

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ashley
ash
ashley.
ashley...........................
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you put my dicks in your mouth

[hashtagafreakingghost]

oh my GOD
DAVE

EW never mind thanks rescinded!!!!

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aaaaAAAHAHAHAHahahahahahaha
fuck im cryin
ty the cockolate fairys efforts have been rewarded

[hashtagafreakingghost]

i am melting the rest down mister

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im still happy you ate even one
just saying it means a lot to me personally

[hashtagafreakingghost]

yeah well
even if you're a pranking jerk

it kinda means a lot to me too to even get one
jsyk
feels a little like being home

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its not a prank
its a representation of my genuine feelings towards my johtohian frandmily

[hashtagafreakingghost]

really.
back home even if there WERE some sincere emotion attached this would be the kind of thing everyone would call a prank

but then all my friends are assholes so

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pranks involve tricking
these are a gift

[hashtagafreakingghost]

who said they can't go hand-in-hand?

sorry i didn't get you anything too
wasn't really feeling like it for anyone :/
but i guess you gave enough valentine's to make up for the rest of us