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[callbacks]

[The video starts on an unsure-looking Kirlia. He starts to edge away, but Dave--apparently behind the camera--speaks.]

Naw, go ahead, dude. C'mon. Don't be shy.

[The Kirlia sighs, extremely put upon, and then ballet-toes back into place. There's a Dawn Stone on the floor nearby; the Kirlia bends primly at the waist to pick it up, and:

Presto.

Wart the Gallade examines his arm-blades for a moment, then shoots Dave a look as if to say, "If we're quite done now." Dave chuckles quietly.]

Yeah, yeah, thanks for humoring me, bro. The moment has been secured for posterity. Duty discharged. [The relief on the Gallade's face is palpable before Dave turns the camera towards his own movie star mug. Hello, Johto.]

So, hey. I get that baby's first evolution is probably ancient headwear for most of you, but he's the first guy I got all the way to his final form. That's worth some kind of jokey home video.

[Yeah, because he's obviously being ironic about this. He's not Proud Dadding all over his starter, no sirree.]

Anyway, I've been hearing about a bunch of different evolutionary paths our Poképals can take, and, I dunno. I'm curious, I guess. If you ever made a choice like that, what made you pick one way or the other?

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[callbacks]

That sounds. Really complicated and actually kind of annoying to have to deal with eternally? But you do you, I guess.

[Understatement of the year.]

Hey, how come you never hear about the good side getting out of control and having to get itself curbed? I call bullshit on the universe.

[bent_the_world]

It's complicated, yeah, but...it's really a huge honor. I wouldn't trade it for anything.

Well, that's part of being the good side, right? But it definitely happens with people. Sometimes the worst wars start with the best intentions.

[callbacks]

Mmm. I guess that's true. I wouldn't know from wars, though. Weren't enough people left to start much of one in my interdimensional neck of the woods.