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[You'd think Dave would have learned his lesson about anonymity, but maybe learning doesn't stick so well at ass in the morning when he can't sleep. At least it doesn't seem like he's really trying to mask his identity, here. It's just...a plausible deniability thing, maybe. Probably, given the content of his message.]

what was growing up like for you
like
how was your childhood
were you happy

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is hephaestus really just a huge flaming angry guy yelling about swords or did my universe just make that up

Not my pantheon, afraid I've never met the guy.

Honest opinion though? That's probably just about right.

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what abouuuut
welsh shit
do you know welsh shit i mean im aware theyre different nationalities slash political entities

I've got a rough idea of most countries' mythology, but my recollection could be a little rusty.

[all servants are technically myth nerds, txt it.]

What do you want to know?

whats a caledfwlch and how the fuck are you supposed to pronounce it

[Oh.]

[...oh.]

It's another name for Excalibur. You know, King Arthur's sword?

I think it's something like kah-leh-d-voo-l-ch, but fuck if I know a thing about Welsh.

oh

shit

The astoundingly eloquent reply leads me to think maybe that was significant.

is that the one he had to pull out of the thing

No, that's Caliburn. Excalibur's the one she got from the Lady of the Lake, if I remember right.

[...lancer.]

Edited 2016-04-04 16:53 (UTC)

[Well surely that's a typo.]

then why was it in a thing
if it wasnt in a thing i wouldnt have had to

god

i broke excalibur

how the fuck did you break excalibur

it's like a foot wide

i uh
i couldnt get it out of the stone
so i knocked a pillar over onto it and it kinda snapped right above the hilt

what the hell was it doing in a stone

i thought she had her buddy chuck it back in the lake or some shit like that

i dont know it was there when i got there
youd have to ask hephaestus or maybe one of the brain damaged crocodiles waddling around

are you trying to tell me hephaestus and a team of stupid crocodiles forged excalibur

im pretty sure the crocs didnt have anything to do with it
they were REALLY dumb

your universe is some weird shit

look, i've MET king arthur and i'm pretty sure hephaestus and crocodiles never came up

wait
you said you come from before the bible
but doesnt king arthur date roughly to the fifth or sixth century ad

i also said i was from ireland and met hercules

try not to think too hard about it

[and that's the Nasuverse in a nutshell.]

time bullshit?

Worse.

Time bullshit and magic bullshit.

bluh
my fucking condolences dude thats pretty rank

Ain't that bad. Some of us adjusted better than others, and I'm not really the type to get that annoyed but shit like that.

youre a stronger man than most i guess
you know i didnt actually get your name

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