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[You'd think Dave would have learned his lesson about anonymity, but maybe learning doesn't stick so well at ass in the morning when he can't sleep. At least it doesn't seem like he's really trying to mask his identity, here. It's just...a plausible deniability thing, maybe. Probably, given the content of his message.]

what was growing up like for you
like
how was your childhood
were you happy

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[Well surely that's a typo.]

then why was it in a thing
if it wasnt in a thing i wouldnt have had to


god

i broke excalibur

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how the fuck did you break excalibur

it's like a foot wide

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i uh
i couldnt get it out of the stone
so i knocked a pillar over onto it and it kinda snapped right above the hilt

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what the hell was it doing in a stone

i thought she had her buddy chuck it back in the lake or some shit like that

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i dont know it was there when i got there
youd have to ask hephaestus or maybe one of the brain damaged crocodiles waddling around

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are you trying to tell me hephaestus and a team of stupid crocodiles forged excalibur

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im pretty sure the crocs didnt have anything to do with it
they were REALLY dumb

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your universe is some weird shit

look, i've MET king arthur and i'm pretty sure hephaestus and crocodiles never came up

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wait
you said you come from before the bible
but doesnt king arthur date roughly to the fifth or sixth century ad

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i also said i was from ireland and met hercules

try not to think too hard about it

[and that's the Nasuverse in a nutshell.]

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time bullshit?

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Worse.

Time bullshit and magic bullshit.

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bluh
my fucking condolences dude thats pretty rank

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Ain't that bad. Some of us adjusted better than others, and I'm not really the type to get that annoyed but shit like that.

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youre a stronger man than most i guess
you know i didnt actually get your name

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Name's Cú Chulainn. People just call me Lancer.

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well it is easier to spell
or you could do a portmanteau
cu chulancer
shaves a few characters off your tweeting limit