callbacks: DREX (tikkity type)
dave mamahecking strider ([personal profile] callbacks) wrote2015-11-07 07:54 pm
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Please note the date and time of day for me!
harlequinhater: (whyyyy)

[Text] 5/30 Morning

[personal profile] harlequinhater 2016-06-10 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
hey, dave?
where are you?
because i went to sleep on the moon, and then i woke up here!
and i don't really know where here is yet, but i can see the ocean from my window, and i can't find you or jade or karkat or anyone anywhere!
if this is some kind of prank, it is really not funny, okay?
eclectictype: (ᴇɴᴅᴜʀᴇ)

[personal profile] eclectictype 2016-06-10 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
That is true, the loss of your ass would be a sad event.

[...Oh god, don't think about Dave's ass! He can probably feel the burning blush through the Gear.]

A-anyway! Then I'll just come to you and we can date--um, have a play-date--um!! Shit, I don't know!
harlequinhater: (:|)

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[personal profile] harlequinhater 2016-06-10 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
i don't know where you are, dave.
that is why i texted you to ask you that VERY QUESTION.
harlequinhater: (you okay dude?)

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[personal profile] harlequinhater 2016-06-10 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
uh.... no, i do not see any lighthouses.
all i see are little houses and rocks and a lot of angry looking waves.
harlequinhater: (UGGH)

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[personal profile] harlequinhater 2016-06-10 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
what??
ugh, that's so stupid.
can you send wart over to get me again?
harlequinhater: (shock)

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[personal profile] harlequinhater 2016-06-10 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
oh man, i hope wart is okay.
but does that mean i am stuck here???
i don't even know where here is!
harlequinhater: (woaaah)

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[personal profile] harlequinhater 2016-06-10 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
i am in cian wood!
that is not too far away from you i guess.
though there is a big ocean in the way, and those waves don't look friendly...
harlequinhater: (hmmm)

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[personal profile] harlequinhater 2016-06-11 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
the ocean is kind of stormy so i do not know if it would be safe to send a flying pokemon.
but you would know better than me.
can i fly on a pokemon if i don't have a badge, though? karkat mentioned something like that a while ago.
harlequinhater: (UGGH)

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[personal profile] harlequinhater 2016-06-11 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
tell me about it! this sucks!
though at least we have these poke gears this time so we can still talk and stuff.
do you know where the others are? are they with you???
because i can't find anybody i recognize around me.
harlequinhater: (grump)

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[personal profile] harlequinhater 2016-06-11 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
bluuugh, this is the worst!
at least i still have my pokemon with me, so yeah i guess i'll be okay.
and as soon as i get off of this bullshit island i am going to get all of the badges asap so that i can fly and surf wherever i want whenever i want.
harlequinhater: (you are so wrong)

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[personal profile] harlequinhater 2016-06-11 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
yeah!!!
i will fly and surf at the SAME TIME just to show those stupid badges who the boss is!
this is such a ass backwards system!!! why do i need a badge for my pokemon to know how to fly anyways??????


[Not that Blue would have been able to carry him even with a badge, but it's the principle of the thing.]