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[callbacks]

karkats here



looks like ive got dirk and jade too
wow talk about unfair
i guess because youre related to her youre excluded from the seaside harley harem
so are you going to be ok out there

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[harlequinhater]

bluuugh, this is the worst!
at least i still have my pokemon with me, so yeah i guess i'll be okay.
and as soon as i get off of this bullshit island i am going to get all of the badges asap so that i can fly and surf wherever i want whenever i want.

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i hope you mean both at once
get one of those pelican assholes i bet you could pull it off on one of those

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[harlequinhater]

yeah!!!
i will fly and surf at the SAME TIME just to show those stupid badges who the boss is!
this is such a ass backwards system!!! why do i need a badge for my pokemon to know how to fly anyways??????

[Not that Blue would have been able to carry him even with a badge, but it's the principle of the thing.]

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[callbacks]

its like the gift of gab man
who knows what the fuck it actually does but damn if its not coded into the game files anyway


oh my god wait
shit i just realized where you are

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[harlequinhater]

where am i?
its not bad is it?

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[callbacks]

youre where the shuckles are!!!!
fuck why am i HERE when i could be THERE

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[harlequinhater]

....the what?

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[Does Dave just, like, HAVE this picture saved to his 'Gear at this point? It's probably his phone background. Look at this piece of shit.]

my moldy turtle pasta son

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[harlequinhater]

what the fuck is that?
who thought that would make a good pokemon?

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[callbacks]

john im not gonna take this egregious disrespect towards my child

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[harlequinhater]

why are you calling it your child? that is so weird.
it's like... an alien coming out of a meteor. but not a cool human alien like karkat.
like a gross slime alien that probably eats people.

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isnt it precious
im gonna have six

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[harlequinhater]

i do not even want to know why you like these things so much.
anyways, this just means that you should try and get here as soon as possible! so that you can catch a bunch!

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[callbacks]

yeah maybe
is it really that bad over there
like are we talking tropical depression or lava hurricanes

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[harlequinhater]

well the storm seems to have mostly passed over the town by now i think?
it just looks really bad out over the water.
i do not know enough about ocean storms to say how strong it is, though.

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[callbacks]

ill check the weather report i guess
will you be alright

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[harlequinhater]

yeah, i think so!
i just dropped in on the lobby and it sounds like as long as i help out with cleaning up after the storm i can get free room and board.
the joke is on them, though, because i would have helped clean up anyways.

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im sure their pranksters gambit will never recover from being so solidly owned by your being a basically decent dude

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[harlequinhater]

yeah, totally!
they will not even know what hit them. my pranking prowess is just that good.