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john where am i

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[harlequinhater]

i don't know where you are, dave.
that is why i texted you to ask you that VERY QUESTION.

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you said you were near the ocean right
i think i am too
it smells like ocean anyway
uhhh i think thats a lighthouse are you anywhere near the lighthouse

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[harlequinhater]

uh.... no, i do not see any lighthouses.
all i see are little houses and rocks and a lot of angry looking waves.

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rocks???


john i think were in different cities

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[harlequinhater]

what??
ugh, that's so stupid.
can you send wart over to get me again?

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uh yeah hang
on
uhhhhhh
shit dude maybe not?
wart looks kind of dizzy hold on a sec while i make him sit down
something about the psychic shit getting scrambled??
he still doesnt use words with me bro im not a hundred percent sure what hes saying

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[harlequinhater]

oh man, i hope wart is okay.
but does that mean i am stuck here???
i don't even know where here is!

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hold the surprise noodles john theres a map function in your phone
im in
oh huh apparently this is olivine

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[harlequinhater]

i am in cian wood!
that is not too far away from you i guess.
though there is a big ocean in the way, and those waves don't look friendly...

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how are the skies
i could send you something that flies?

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[harlequinhater]

the ocean is kind of stormy so i do not know if it would be safe to send a flying pokemon.
but you would know better than me.
can i fly on a pokemon if i don't have a badge, though? karkat mentioned something like that a while ago.

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shit i forgot you dont have that one
this fuckin blows man!
i didnt goddamn bite it like a cheap piece of crap after three years just to get separated from my main dude again

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[harlequinhater]

tell me about it! this sucks!
though at least we have these poke gears this time so we can still talk and stuff.
do you know where the others are? are they with you???
because i can't find anybody i recognize around me.

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karkats here



looks like ive got dirk and jade too
wow talk about unfair
i guess because youre related to her youre excluded from the seaside harley harem
so are you going to be ok out there

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[harlequinhater]

bluuugh, this is the worst!
at least i still have my pokemon with me, so yeah i guess i'll be okay.
and as soon as i get off of this bullshit island i am going to get all of the badges asap so that i can fly and surf wherever i want whenever i want.

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i hope you mean both at once
get one of those pelican assholes i bet you could pull it off on one of those

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yeah!!!
i will fly and surf at the SAME TIME just to show those stupid badges who the boss is!
this is such a ass backwards system!!! why do i need a badge for my pokemon to know how to fly anyways??????

[Not that Blue would have been able to carry him even with a badge, but it's the principle of the thing.]

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its like the gift of gab man
who knows what the fuck it actually does but damn if its not coded into the game files anyway


oh my god wait
shit i just realized where you are

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where am i?
its not bad is it?

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youre where the shuckles are!!!!
fuck why am i HERE when i could be THERE

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....the what?

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[Does Dave just, like, HAVE this picture saved to his 'Gear at this point? It's probably his phone background. Look at this piece of shit.]

my moldy turtle pasta son

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[harlequinhater]

what the fuck is that?
who thought that would make a good pokemon?

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john im not gonna take this egregious disrespect towards my child