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[hashtagafreakingghost]

your friend who looks like a bunnelby??
hm.



I mean if we got along ok???
one thing I forgot to mention I don't really date people I haven't known for a very long time

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youd also have to endure his asstastic taste in movies so honestly youre dodging a bullet by not having him around to get acquainted with
but if you could somehow get past that
though i dont know how anyone with brain cells can
you couldnt really go wrong with a good kid like john
i guess hes cute if youre into that though i dont know if hes taller than you

[hashtagafreakingghost]

I'm five foot three ://
and I sort of already have experience with bad movies tastes
I watched Con Air with my best friend remember
I've had years and years to build up a tolerance for bad movies
that and bad jokes galore
dad jokes and puns
they're usually pretty funny actually

your friend john though he sounds nice

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its been a while since i got to really hang with him so im not sure how tall he is
shorter than me still at least
but yeah hes pretty ok
a total dorkwad but the nicest guy i know
which maybe doesnt say much but what the hell thats good enough for me
weve been bros since forever

[hashtagafreakingghost]

[She has a moment of pause but]

they're always like that aren't they?
super dorky and super nice and the kind who you you make friends with and then you can't imagine the world without them

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yeah


you want to talk about them?
your john i mean

[hashtagafreakingghost]

what?
oh
I was doing that wasn't I
i could
his name is chris
he's the one with the bad movie tastes
my best friend in the whole world

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does he have glasses

[Welcome to shit-eating little brother world, Ashley.]

[hashtagafreakingghost]

[not again]

fuckin
i walked right into that one didn't i

yes
and if you were asking this like a WEEK ago i'd be denying furiously so keep the teasing to a MINIMUM

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haha ok ok im an understanding guy i get you
here ill restrain myself to two characters
are you ready
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B)
there thats it youre safe from all the winking and nudgin i got in me

[hashtagafreakingghost]

thank you

aaaa now I'm all embarrassed!!
we hadn't even really talked about it for real before I was dragged here so it feels weird to even say something
he's just (ok not JUST) been my best friend for sooo long and even if I wanted something to happen I didn't know if it WOULD
so now it's re-conceptualizing everything
you know?

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kinda?
i mean i dont think ive been in that position exactly
(especially not with john lmfao no no no never)
but
yeah i guess when i was younger there was someone i was interested in who mightve liked me back and maybe we almost couldve done something with that but circumstances happened
so
we didnt

[hashtagafreakingghost]

oh Dave, I'm so sorry :(
are you still at least able to talk about it?
missed opportunities like that are the worst :/

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i mean
it was kind of a dumb middle school type
um
christ i dont want to say crush it makes me sound so uncool
but we always had sort of a special relationship and it mightve gone somewhere but then we didnt see each other for a while
and other things happened in the intervening time
so i guess im kind of embarrassed to bring it up now

[hashtagafreakingghost]

hey
I fell for Chris when I was 13
just because you were young doesn't mean it wasn't special
and no matter what's happened
even if your feelings are different now you should still talk about it!!
it might be hard but it's worth it to talk about

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god no hahaha
never ever
or i dont know maybe when were both five hundred years old and drowning in pokebabies and safely out of any danger of making it weird we can laugh about what dumb infants we were at one point
but being heres honestly a god given break from teenage romance drama and im gonna bask in it as long as possible

[hashtagafreakingghost]

alright if you insist
all I'm saying is you don't want to wait until you have no choice but tell her

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i mean

ive told her other things
things that i think in the end are more important than that
so thats good enough for me rn she doesnt need to know about my dweeby puppy crush from years ago

[hashtagafreakingghost]

if she knows the important things
then that's what matters

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you know
she has glasses too

[hashtagafreakingghost]

is that so?
we share a type :p

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well i dont know about THAT
shes not taller than me
though i guess she could probably benchpress two of me simultaneously so its not like shes not physically impressive

[hashtagafreakingghost]

oh I hope you don't think I meant Chris is strong because there is nooo way he can even pick up one of me
I mean
not to say he's WEAK but
all I'm saying is his impressive traits are abundent elsewhere

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yeah well
jades not the same kind of funny dork as john but shes still un fucking believably sweet and nerdy as hell
which i cant really say is my TYPE or not seeing as theres literally not a single person i know whos not a humongous egghead about something
so i guess i can concede that we share at least half a type

[hashtagafreakingghost]

then I can give you advice ;)


joking aside I've been crushing on like just him for five years so he kind of makes my type
super awkward at sleepovers
"so Ashley what kind of guy do you like?"
"oh you know, one exactly like this one guy you know haha!!"
bleh