[Whoa. Here's something he didn't expect to find this morning. After he reads it a couple times and stares at the key for a while, he pulls out his 'Gear to text her a reply.]
hey got your key and the note uh look are you sure??
If you're thinking "wow doesn't this lady know I'm a party animal" first of all: I never expect you to use the words "party animal" unironically, and second my Pokemon are still there. Lolo would pile drive you before anything got out of hand.
well ok i guess i could grace your poor yearning pokepals with my presence during the long months youre away if im ever in the area is kaneki going with you too
i guess ill allow it also maybe theyll finally start letting me take on more hours maybe i shouldve lied about my age during the interview process im feeling discriminated against
I don't know, Ken's 19 and even he gets limited on how many hours he takes on. It's not a problem for the household or anything, since I work too, but I have to work like, two jobs.
[Maka that's because you're weird and don't feel satisfied unless you've been working non-stop.]
I don't know what people have against giving us full-time jobs around here, it's always been that way.
its ageism is what it is this countries run entirely by ageists i bet if i added up all the time ive spent time traveling i could be like practically thirty by now
Dave, if I actually acknowledged all of my time spent in Johto, I'd be 19. If I actually acknowledged my birth year in conjunction with the year here, I'd be something like 26.
Please.
Let's not start with the weird time shit and ages.
the pokeworld economy is ruining all my plans to be massively and unethically wealthy by age twenty five how am i supposed to own the stock exchange under these conditions
I didn't even know the Pokemon world *had* a stock exchange but considering how easy it is to amass money--I think it's like yen back on Earth--you probably won't have a problem if you save.
life was so much simpler when i could just swindle an entire population of mentally underdeveloped crocodiles out of their life savings for some pocket cash
so WHY cant we work full time hours???? i have expensive music equipment to tie myself down to instead of adventuring and im never gonna save up enough pokeyens to buy it if they wont let me work more than three minutes a day SUCH horseshit
hey im not gonna gank your friends swag thats not cool besides until i get a permanent address i dont actually have anywhere to put anything its not like turntables are real portable without a genuine workable sylladex i was mostly just moaning for appearances
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hey
got your key and the note
uh
look
are you sure??
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[As opposed to the times where she's been forced to make split second decisions.]
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thats your HOUSE
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If you're thinking "wow doesn't this lady know I'm a party animal" first of all: I never expect you to use the words "party animal" unironically, and second my Pokemon are still there. Lolo would pile drive you before anything got out of hand.
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[That actually makes him feel better.]
well ok
i guess i could grace your poor yearning pokepals with my presence during the long months youre away if im ever in the area
is kaneki going with you too
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So sorry I'm stealing your senior for a little bit, but hey he was my friend first.
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also maybe theyll finally start letting me take on more hours
maybe i shouldve lied about my age during the interview process im feeling discriminated against
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[Maka that's because you're weird and don't feel satisfied unless you've been working non-stop.]
I don't know what people have against giving us full-time jobs around here, it's always been that way.
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this countries run entirely by ageists
i bet if i added up all the time ive spent time traveling i could be like practically thirty by now
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Please.
Let's not start with the weird time shit and ages.
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how am i supposed to own the stock exchange under these conditions
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Or find a hardworking beneficiary.
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[Also, he's really sick of fighting.]
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There's also finding random crap in
[Not caves, for the love of Arceus.]
Routes and ruins. And selling it. That works.
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hm
im listening
thats a possibility
or you said you get around it by working two jobs?
is that kosher under the regions child labor laws
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They send ten year olds off into the wilderness alone instead of to school.
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i have expensive music equipment to tie myself down to instead of adventuring
and im never gonna save up enough pokeyens to buy it if they wont let me work more than three minutes a day
SUCH horseshit
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I had a friend from my world that liked getting expensive speakers and stuff, too, so that's in his room if you happen by.
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thats not cool
besides until i get a permanent address i dont actually have anywhere to put anything
its not like turntables are real portable without a genuine workable sylladex
i was mostly just moaning for appearances
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You know you don't have to try and impress me with the melodrama, right?
Or whatever it is you were going for there.
I've seen a lot of things.
He's not even here anyway, he went back home.
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ill have to start being like
SINCERE and shit
eugh im shudderin at the thought
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