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[eclectictype]

There's always fudging it and calling it "Jinxed." You know, since you have twins, one a prankster and the other a witch, two knights, and a prince. We're quite a mixed bag.

[She comes over to pat the Miltank and gently guide them to Sirius for herding.]

Though I don't know where that leaves Rose in the equation whenever she comes.

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[Dave hesitates, caught in the moment just before jumping down. You think she will? It'd be too babyish to ask, too clear how much he misses his sister, so he just hops down lightly as soon as the way is clear and brushes himself off.]

Well, then we're team Jerked, obviously. Fucking amazing.

[eclectictype]

Yeah, I think that sums us up very well, Rose would probably like it. She might even be able to relate it back to some repressed psychological trauma we are all experiencing.

[That's not exactly a joke so much as stating a fact.]

Speaking of trauma, are you okay post being menaced by a cow?

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[He straightens and flashes her a thumbs-up.]

Happens all the time. [Poor Tavros.] Thanks for the rescue, though. Swoon, swoon.

[He feigns stumbling back against the tree trunk with his hand held to his head and fans himself.]

I think you've done given me a case of the vapors, Miss Harley. My hero.

[eclectictype]

Well, don't go daintily fainting just yet, Sir Dave, we've gotta make sure these cows are all chilled to milkshake perfection.

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[He lifts his head again.

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He lowers his shades a hair.]

...Is that how milkshakes work?

[eclectictype]

Pfft--no! I learned about it when I was working at the diner, you have to have equal parts ice cream and milk. Though considering Pokemon, I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere down the line there was an evolution of Miltank that produced milkshakes as a healing item.

[Would that be fucked up or what.]

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Okay, because if that were how milkshakes worked, I'd have to have one. A Miltank, I mean. Just steal a dogie right off the ranch. I have principles but not that many principles.