[...you know valentine's day kind of sucks for Ashley? Genuinely, she's not all that enthused about it being here, last year there was a silly friend-date matchup but this year, being around couples, it's... Ugh, it's complicated.
So she doesn't exactly expect- so it takes her a day to even process, you know, anything she got, and-]
Dave why are there chocolates shaped like dicks in my room
maybe not where you come from but are you telling me in an alternate universe populated by adorable monsters you can abduct via energy storage technology the valentines day cockolate fairy wouldnt find a way to deliver their heavy load of phallic deliciousness
you are bullshitting me because that CANNOT be a thing in ANY universe besides i might've been a little out of it last v-day but i am absolutely sure no one was talking about this last year
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2/15, Afternoon!
So she doesn't exactly expect- so it takes her a day to even process, you know, anything she got, and-]
Dave
why are there chocolates shaped like dicks in my room
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but are you telling me in an alternate universe populated by adorable monsters you can abduct via energy storage technology the valentines day cockolate fairy wouldnt find a way to deliver their heavy load of phallic deliciousness
ONE MONTH LATER....
besides i might've been a little out of it last v-day but i am absolutely sure no one was talking about this last year
WELCOME BACK
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why penis candy
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you dont think theyre cute
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well
thanks
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i worked semihard on them
haha
semihard
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heheh
NO they're perfectly acceptable
for dick chocolate
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ash
ashley.
ashley...........................
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you put my dicks in your mouth
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DAVE
EW never mind thanks rescinded!!!!
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fuck im cryin
ty the cockolate fairys efforts have been rewarded
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just saying it means a lot to me personally
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even if you're a pranking jerk
it kinda means a lot to me too to even get one
jsyk
feels a little like being home
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its a representation of my genuine feelings towards my johtohian frandmily
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back home even if there WERE some sincere emotion attached this would be the kind of thing everyone would call a prank
but then all my friends are assholes so
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these are a gift
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sorry i didn't get you anything too
wasn't really feeling like it for anyone :/
but i guess you gave enough valentine's to make up for the rest of us