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[Whoa, what's this? A video post from our resident red-texter? The young man in the feed doesn't have much of a facial expression behind his shades, but he seems pleasantly keyed-up somehow, anyway--maybe it's something in the way he bounces as he flops into his chair.]
I was going to ask if there's some kind of survivalist secret Santa for birthdays around here, or if a Pokémon takes care of it. Like, maybe there's just a widespread anonymous cultural practice of delivering rope and hardtack to someone's door on the anniversary of their exiting utero.
[The corner of his mouth slides up a bit.]
But then I discovered the most important item I've yet received here in Pokéworld. Ladies and gentlemen...
[He turns the camera to reveal a Ralts in a scarf probably twice as long as it is tall. It's holding what looks like the kind of cheap wind-up Electabuzz toy you'd find at the bottom of a child's fast food box.]
The Happiny MealTM toy.
[Dave is so stoked. The Ralts, more bemused than anything else, winds it up and seems surprised when it rattles across the desk. It crouches to watch the toy more closely as Dave pulls the view back to himself, still practically bursting (you know, for him) with ironic amusement.]
Anyway, since I've got all this kit now, does anyone in the Violet City neck of the woods want to go check out those ruins? I know it's basically freezing and all, but they're not supposed to be too far out, and. [He shrugs.] They sound all right.
[Meaning he really, really wants to go see them, and it is his birthday.]
I was going to ask if there's some kind of survivalist secret Santa for birthdays around here, or if a Pokémon takes care of it. Like, maybe there's just a widespread anonymous cultural practice of delivering rope and hardtack to someone's door on the anniversary of their exiting utero.
[The corner of his mouth slides up a bit.]
But then I discovered the most important item I've yet received here in Pokéworld. Ladies and gentlemen...
[He turns the camera to reveal a Ralts in a scarf probably twice as long as it is tall. It's holding what looks like the kind of cheap wind-up Electabuzz toy you'd find at the bottom of a child's fast food box.]
The Happiny MealTM toy.
[Dave is so stoked. The Ralts, more bemused than anything else, winds it up and seems surprised when it rattles across the desk. It crouches to watch the toy more closely as Dave pulls the view back to himself, still practically bursting (you know, for him) with ironic amusement.]
Anyway, since I've got all this kit now, does anyone in the Violet City neck of the woods want to go check out those ruins? I know it's basically freezing and all, but they're not supposed to be too far out, and. [He shrugs.] They sound all right.
[Meaning he really, really wants to go see them, and it is his birthday.]
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CORRECT
A F F I R M A T I V E
ZACK ZACK ZACK
IS A
P O R Y G O N 2
HELLO DAVE !
I DO NOT RAP
I AM A MASTER
OF THE WUBS
B U T
JULEE HAS A PRETTY VOICE !
WE ARE
DJ ZACK ATTACK FEAT. JULEE
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is that your trainer?
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INCORRECT
NEGATIVE
HAHAHA
JULEE IS MY
G I R L F R I E N D
SHE IS VERY PRETTY !!!
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those can be fun sometimes
how long you been together professionally or otherwise
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ON THE NETWORK
O N
THURSDAY APRIL 19, 2012
A T
11:53 AM
LOCAL TIME
THAT IS WHEN I HEARD HER
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UM UM UM
NO
I WAS SHY
SHHH DON'T TELL
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haha dont worry man
between you and me dude
i think sometimes girls are into that
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I TRICKED HER TRAINER
INTO HELPING ME
SO SNEAKY !!!
SO I COULD
R E M O T E
A C C E S S
HIS GEAR
TO TALK TO HER
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its the internet ages answer to sneaking in through the window
very romeo and juliet
or romeo and julee in this case i guess hahaha
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CORRECT
AFFIRMATIVE
. . .
MOO HOO HA HA HA
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did he ever find out
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HAHAHA
I WAS TOO SNEAKY !
B U T
JULEE LIVES WITH US NOW
SO
WE DO NOT SNEAK
ANYMORE
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as romantically nineties as sneaking around is its probably not the best basis for a relationship
though maybe im biased
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DAVE
I DO NOT
U N D E R S T A N D
SNEAKING IS AN IMPORTANT PART
OF A RELATIONSHIP
Y / N
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guess it depends on the relationship??
im not too much of a fan of the whole secrecy shtick at this point