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is that your gardevoir?
hey girl
pretty cool you can read huh
i wonder if wart wants to learn how
(thats my gallade)

[crouching_sin]

Hello! I am sure he could do it if he tried. It took me a little bit but I am told it is easier for Psychic types since sometimes we can pick the images out of your mind so we can associate them more easily.

She's actually quite clever. It's impressive, really, though I don't think I could teach her something like computer coding.

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you code?

[crouching_sin]

I do. It's what my major in university was. This time, at least.

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thats cool
my friend back home liked to sort of pretend he could code but he was ass at it
anyway i bet she could pick it up shes obviously hella smart right

[crouching_sin]

She's smart, but there's not as much of a huge call to be involved with computers here.

[callbacks]

thats true
kind of a shame though
what kinds of programs did you make?

[crouching_sin]

A demon summoning program was my last big project.

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that sounds fun
cant imagine the kind of hilarious bugs youd get in the alpha stages though

[crouching_sin]

Explosions, mostly - fortunately I know how to do the summoning circles perfectly by now. The biggest issue was getting the Cathedral of Shadows addition up and running to fuse demons together. There were some... fairly hideous results.

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the what now
i mean i get the fusion thing that makes sense but what does church have to do with programming

[crouching_sin]

Like a dark cathedral. An anti-cathedral. Again, we're dealing with demons here.

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you said anti cathedral and i immediately thought like antimatter
or like dark matter or whatever the stuff inside black holes is called
but thats not what you mean right you mean like an opposite church not a
what would you call it
its not the kind of anti church that youd add to a church to get back to zero
its just a demon church
right

[crouching_sin]

Yeah, no. I'm dealing with demons and a program powered by emotions from the internet, not actual normal human science.

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right of course
anyway
the demons were ok with getting turned into horrific recombinant monsters?
i feel like youd get some complaints from the union about that
i mean the workers comp suits alone

[crouching_sin]

That's how they get stronger, usually. The ones that ended up as accidents and were unhappy about it generally got destroyed.

It helps when you have some demons on your side as well, and also a demon that pops up to mess with you on a regular basis. Sometimes he could be convinced to take out the trash.

[callbacks]

isnt
that kind of shitty for the demons?
getting junked like that

[crouching_sin]

Probably. Generally it's the sort of thing where it just disbands their corporeal bodies and they re-form in the Demon World, with a few exceptions.

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ohhh oh ok they just go back
ok thats not as bad as i was thinking
i mean except for the unlucky suckers it doesnt work for i guess
so the ones that get stronger are generally ok with it?

[crouching_sin]

Given that demons tend to establish who's in charge by a complex means known as "who can beat the other one up", usually yes.

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sounds kind of like trolls
or well like the rationale for the troll social hierarchy as i understand it which to be honest i all hells of dont

[crouching_sin]

... I know varying types of trolls but I'm going to take a wild guess and say that I don't know anything about the types of trolls you mean.

[callbacks]

are the trolls you know aliens with candy corn colored horns

[crouching_sin]

They are not, no.

[callbacks]

yeah different trolls then
are the trolls you know the naked kind from the eighties with funny faces and crazy rainbow hair