karkat she probably somehow already knows she smelled it off the falling new barkian leaves i dunno man what do you want to tell her because i guarantee you anything but the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth is somehow just going to be even more revealing
OK FIRST, FUCK YOU FOR IMPLYING THAT I WAS PLANNING ON KEEPING THIS FROM HER I MEAN I'M NOT EXACTLY THRILLED BY THE PROSPECT OF TELLING MY FORMER FLUSHCRUSH THAT I'M IN SOME HEINOUS CLUSTERFUCK OF A DUAL (????) QUADRANT WITH TWO HUMANS, ONE OF WHOM IS HER EX-MATESPRIT TO SAY NOTHING OF HOW MUCH SHIT SHE'S GOING TO GIVE ME OVER THIS AFTER SHE I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE'S GOING TO REACT, THAT'S THE POINT!! ALL I KNOW IS SHE'S EVENTUALLY GOING TO FIND IT FUCKING HILARIOUS AND, I DON'T KNOW, GOD, AT LEAST IT'S TEREZI AND NOT, SAY, ERIDAN. OR SOME OTHER TROLL WHO WOULD COMPLETELY MISUNDERSTAND ASSUMING SHE DOESN'T MISUNDERSTAND?? DAVE TELL ME YOU THINK SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.
dude shell understand and shes going to rib you relentlessly for at least a perigee but also i bet shes gonna be fuckin thrilled and ask if she can be your human maid of honor and if human maids of honor can dress as dragons and if not why cant she at least threaten to eat the dude reading our vows if he gets them wrong sure maybe itll be kind of weird given our previous contentiousness re her but she and i split triassic ages ago and also come on you think shes gonna pass up a chance to get her digs in at either of us by not shooting the shit with you about the date knight experience (get it) (cuz were knights)
IF KANAYA EVER GETS HERE OR I GUESS *WHEN* KANAYA GETS HERE BECAUSE AT THIS RATE SHE HAD FUCKING BETTER TEREZI CAN BRING UP THE WHOLE DRESSING LIKE A DRAGON THING WITH HER BECAUSE
THAT ISN'T THE FUCKING POINT, DAVE!! THE POINT IS THAT IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD NO MATTER HOW I TELL HER AND HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL HER, DAVE. YOU'RE BANNED FROM THIS CONVERSATION WHEN IT HAPPENS, BY THE WAY. OR FUCK MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE THERE? SINCE YOU WERE WITH HER LAST AND MAYBE IT'LL BE LESS WEIRD THAT WAY. SHOULD I ASK JADE ABOUT THIS TOO? BECAUSE IF BOTH OF US ARE GOING TO BE THERE THEN SHE SHOULD BE TOO. RIGHT??
jesus christ karkat have you considered just like casually when we pick her up i mean mentioning oh hey tz by the way its been about a year since we last saw one another and now this intrepid trios sitting cozy three to a two seater its snug but it works and tbh were adorable and shell be like 1 BL3SS TH1S UN1ON BY L1CK1NG 4LL OF YOU COP1OUSLY! and then she and jade will start roleplaying forest creatures and youll have freaked out for nothing as usual
[Oh god, he'd forgotten about the roleplaying. Ffffuuuccckkk, but more importantly—]
BUT OK DAVE LOOK I ADMIT I BLOW THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION SOMETIMES BUT WHAT IF THIS ACTUALLY DOES COMPLETELY FUCK EVERYTHING UP? I MEAN, I SORT OF THOUGHT THAT AFTER THAT INTERVENTION, THINGS COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO GO BACK TO NORMAL. OR I MEAN NOT NORMAL BECAUSE LIKE FUCK WOULD I EVER TALK TO GAMZEE AGAIN OR WANT YOU AND TEREZI TO GET BACK TOGETHER OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT BUT I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IF SHE WANTED TO? OR IF YOU WANTED TO BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T BE KISMESES ANYMORE OR FUCK OK SO MAYBE THAT LAST PART WOULDN'T HAPPEN NOW, BUT MAYBE SOME OTHER BULLSHIT TWIST WOULD HAPPEN AT THE LAST SECOND! AND SHE JUST WOULDN'T TALK TO US ANYMORE OR GO BACK TO BEING SOME FAYGO-CHUGGING CLOWN GROUPIE. DOES THIS PLANET EVEN HAVE CLOWNS?? AND THE FACT THAT JADE'S WITH US TOO IS LOOK ARE YOU REALLY SURE I SHOULD JUST GO AHEAD AND TELL HER? BECAUSE I MEAN OK JADE IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DISLIKE BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE IN THE CLEAR, DAVE! SHE MIGHT NOT SAY ANYTHING EVEN IF IT DID BOTHER HER AND THAT'S WHAT'S BUGGING ME, OK?
youre a good friend and a good leader trust her a little yeah? tz likes to keep her feelings on the downlow but even if shes hurt or surprised shes not fragile and if it does bother her well be there you know?
ok fine do you like karjadave better jades name kind of gets lost like that though kardavejade just looks bulky with all those silent es do you think it needs clipart i think it needs clipart
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text | 11/8/16 | some time after terezi's intro
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she probably somehow already knows
she smelled it off the falling new barkian leaves
i dunno man what do you want to tell her because i guarantee you anything but the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth is somehow just going to be even more revealing
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I MEAN I'M NOT EXACTLY THRILLED BY THE PROSPECT OF TELLING MY FORMER FLUSHCRUSH THAT I'M IN SOME HEINOUS CLUSTERFUCK OF A DUAL (????) QUADRANT WITH TWO HUMANS, ONE OF WHOM IS HER EX-MATESPRIT
TO SAY NOTHING OF HOW MUCH SHIT SHE'S GOING TO GIVE ME OVER THIS AFTER SHE
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE'S GOING TO REACT, THAT'S THE POINT!! ALL I KNOW IS SHE'S EVENTUALLY GOING TO FIND IT FUCKING HILARIOUS AND, I DON'T KNOW, GOD, AT LEAST IT'S TEREZI AND NOT, SAY, ERIDAN. OR SOME OTHER TROLL WHO WOULD COMPLETELY MISUNDERSTAND
ASSUMING SHE DOESN'T MISUNDERSTAND?? DAVE TELL ME YOU THINK SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.
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shell understand
and shes going to rib you relentlessly for at least a perigee
but also i bet shes gonna be fuckin thrilled and ask if she can be your human maid of honor and if human maids of honor can dress as dragons
and if not why cant she at least threaten to eat the dude reading our vows if he gets them wrong
sure maybe itll be kind of weird given our previous contentiousness re her but she and i split triassic ages ago and also come on
you think shes gonna pass up a chance to get her digs in at either of us by not shooting the shit with you about the date knight experience
(get it)
(cuz were knights)
1/idk
[okay sorry give him a minute, he's seen enough romcoms by now to know what a human maid of honor is and]
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OR I GUESS *WHEN* KANAYA GETS HERE BECAUSE AT THIS RATE SHE HAD FUCKING BETTER
TEREZI CAN BRING UP THE WHOLE DRESSING LIKE A DRAGON THING WITH HER BECAUSE
done probably
THAT ISN'T THE FUCKING POINT, DAVE!!
THE POINT IS THAT IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD NO MATTER HOW I TELL HER AND HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL HER, DAVE.
YOU'RE BANNED FROM THIS CONVERSATION WHEN IT HAPPENS, BY THE WAY. OR
FUCK MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE THERE? SINCE YOU WERE WITH HER LAST AND MAYBE IT'LL BE LESS WEIRD THAT WAY.
SHOULD I ASK JADE ABOUT THIS TOO? BECAUSE IF BOTH OF US ARE GOING TO BE THERE THEN SHE SHOULD BE TOO. RIGHT??
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have you considered just like casually
when we pick her up i mean
mentioning oh hey tz by the way its been about a year since we last saw one another and now this intrepid trios sitting cozy three to a two seater
its snug but it works and tbh were adorable
and shell be like
1 BL3SS TH1S UN1ON BY L1CK1NG 4LL OF YOU COP1OUSLY!
and then she and jade will start roleplaying forest creatures and youll have freaked out for nothing as usual
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BUT
OK DAVE LOOK I ADMIT I BLOW THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION SOMETIMES
BUT WHAT IF THIS ACTUALLY DOES COMPLETELY FUCK EVERYTHING UP?
I MEAN, I SORT OF THOUGHT THAT AFTER THAT INTERVENTION, THINGS COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO GO BACK TO NORMAL. OR I MEAN NOT NORMAL BECAUSE LIKE FUCK WOULD I EVER TALK TO GAMZEE AGAIN OR WANT YOU AND TEREZI TO GET BACK TOGETHER OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT BUT
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IF SHE WANTED TO? OR IF YOU WANTED TO BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T BE KISMESES ANYMORE OR
FUCK OK SO MAYBE THAT LAST PART WOULDN'T HAPPEN NOW, BUT MAYBE SOME OTHER BULLSHIT TWIST WOULD HAPPEN AT THE LAST SECOND! AND SHE JUST WOULDN'T TALK TO US ANYMORE OR GO BACK TO BEING SOME FAYGO-CHUGGING CLOWN GROUPIE.
DOES THIS PLANET EVEN HAVE CLOWNS?? AND THE FACT THAT JADE'S WITH US TOO IS
LOOK ARE YOU REALLY SURE I SHOULD JUST GO AHEAD AND TELL HER? BECAUSE I MEAN OK JADE IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DISLIKE BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE IN THE CLEAR, DAVE!
SHE MIGHT NOT SAY ANYTHING EVEN IF IT DID BOTHER HER AND THAT'S WHAT'S BUGGING ME, OK?
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[Terezi is not as easily scrutable as he and Karkat are. She can hide things and Dave, at least, would be none the wiser.]
at the same time though like
shell feel shittier if we dont tell her
speaking from experience
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FINE. I'LL TELL HER.
YOU'D BETTER BE FUCKING RIGHT, DAVE.
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karkat
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trust her a little
yeah?
tz likes to keep her feelings on the downlow but even if shes hurt or surprised shes not fragile
and if it does bother her
well be there
you know?
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YEAH OK.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THANKS, DAVE.
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what are moirasprits for
also did you actually want me there or not because
idk
she might feel cornered or something if its both or all of us
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I'M AN INDISPUTABLE AUTHORITY ON ALL THINGS ROMANCE, IT'LL BE FINE.
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i got your back
i got your back and a custom tshirt place on standby
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tell me she wouldnt sell out any reservations she has for one whiff of this bad boy
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[he cannot
fucking
BELIEVE]
DAVE WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT.
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jades name kind of gets lost like that though
kardavejade just looks bulky with all those silent es
do you think it needs clipart
i think it needs clipart
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GODDAMN WIFI