why do you think it's because of what i write it could just be because my friends are assholes did you consider that?? because they are assholes it has nothing at all to do with what kind of fic i write or wrote or anything nothing at all i am frankly insulted that you would insinuate that at all
you know real beards get crumbs and shit caught in them right are they really that attractive im not asking because i cant grow more than two hairs on my face or anything im just curious
man i am learning all sorts of new things today i mean about what girls of our century like or i guess what you a singular girl likes given that ive only been in close contact with like two girls my whole life and rose was uh well she liked writing about beardy dudes but the empirical evidence suggests they werent technically her type
first of all I can give you a very clear picture of My Type (capitalized for EMPHASIS) all I said was a beard wouldn't be a turnoff if I already liked the guy second of all
[...He's using past tense again. What should she do? Best not make it too weird.]
yes maybe i dont know she might be bi?? i always kind of thought she harbored secret sweet thoughts for john but then she started dating kanaya whos UNEQUIVOCALLY a lady like if she werent our age id be calling her maam and shit shes just got that vibe
[Looks like he can't really keep the past/present divide straight. That or it's about something else. Who knows.]
anyway its not like i want to know that much about my sisters type in the first place so yours isnt related to beards?
it's alright I have a friend who kind of sounds similar haha I can never keep her sexuality straight (probably because she can't either??)
um anyway NO of course not! basically I just like guys who are funny and nice and loyal he has to be passionate about what he likes and he has to understand that I'm a bookish girl who sometimes gets too stressed to function and physically um I don't know boys who are taller than me but that's kind of a wide range
youd also have to endure his asstastic taste in movies so honestly youre dodging a bullet by not having him around to get acquainted with but if you could somehow get past that though i dont know how anyone with brain cells can you couldnt really go wrong with a good kid like john i guess hes cute if youre into that though i dont know if hes taller than you
I'm five foot three :// and I sort of already have experience with bad movies tastes I watched Con Air with my best friend remember I've had years and years to build up a tolerance for bad movies that and bad jokes galore dad jokes and puns they're usually pretty funny actually
its been a while since i got to really hang with him so im not sure how tall he is shorter than me still at least but yeah hes pretty ok a total dorkwad but the nicest guy i know which maybe doesnt say much but what the hell thats good enough for me weve been bros since forever
they're always like that aren't they? super dorky and super nice and the kind who you you make friends with and then you can't imagine the world without them
haha ok ok im an understanding guy i get you here ill restrain myself to two characters are you ready ... ............... ............................................. B) there thats it youre safe from all the winking and nudgin i got in me
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NEVER
they would never ever E V E R stop making fun of me!!!!
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ashley
ashley ashley ok
what kind of fanfiction did you write
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it could just be because my friends are assholes
did you consider that??
because they are assholes
it has nothing at all to do with what kind of fic i write
or wrote
or anything
nothing at all i am frankly insulted that you would insinuate that at all
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the kind you'd be ashamed to show your parents or teachers
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kinky aragorn on legolas action or what
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DAVE
I have taste it was legolas and gimli
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what is it with girls and beard fondling
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I literally refuse to get into this anymore with you
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are they really that attractive
im not asking because i cant grow more than two hairs on my face or anything im just curious
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don't look BAD I don't know
it wouldn't be a turnoff if a guy I liked grew one
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i mean about what girls of our century like
or i guess what you a singular girl likes given that ive only been in close contact with like two girls my whole life and rose was uh
well
she liked writing about beardy dudes but the empirical evidence suggests they werent technically her type
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I can give you a very clear picture of My Type (capitalized for EMPHASIS)
all I said was a beard wouldn't be a turnoff if I already liked the guy
second of all
[...He's using past tense again. What should she do?
Best not make it too weird.]
your sister's a lesbian isn't she?
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maybe
i dont know she might be bi??
i always kind of thought she harbored secret sweet thoughts for john but then she started dating kanaya whos UNEQUIVOCALLY a lady
like if she werent our age id be calling her maam and shit shes just got that vibe
[Looks like he can't really keep the past/present divide straight. That or it's about something else. Who knows.]
anyway its not like i want to know that much about my sisters type in the first place
so yours isnt related to beards?
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I have a friend who kind of sounds similar haha I can never keep her sexuality straight
(probably because she can't either??)
um anyway
NO of course not! basically I just like guys who are funny and nice and loyal
he has to be passionate about what he likes
and he has to understand that I'm a bookish girl who sometimes gets too stressed to function
and physically um
I don't know
boys who are taller than me but that's kind of a wide range
glasses are cute
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john
youd date john
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hm.
I mean if we got along ok???
one thing I forgot to mention I don't really date people I haven't known for a very long time
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but if you could somehow get past that
though i dont know how anyone with brain cells can
you couldnt really go wrong with a good kid like john
i guess hes cute if youre into that though i dont know if hes taller than you
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and I sort of already have experience with bad movies tastes
I watched Con Air with my best friend remember
I've had years and years to build up a tolerance for bad movies
that and bad jokes galore
dad jokes and puns
they're usually pretty funny actually
your friend john though he sounds nice
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shorter than me still at least
but yeah hes pretty ok
a total dorkwad but the nicest guy i know
which maybe doesnt say much but what the hell thats good enough for me
weve been bros since forever
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they're always like that aren't they?
super dorky and super nice and the kind who you you make friends with and then you can't imagine the world without them
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yeah
you want to talk about them?
your john i mean
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oh
I was doing that wasn't I
i could
his name is chris
he's the one with the bad movie tastes
my best friend in the whole world
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[Welcome to shit-eating little brother world, Ashley.]
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fuckin
i walked right into that one didn't i
yes
and if you were asking this like a WEEK ago i'd be denying furiously so keep the teasing to a MINIMUM
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here ill restrain myself to two characters
are you ready
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there thats it youre safe from all the winking and nudgin i got in me
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200. Two zero zero. I cannot believe.
Pour the champagne buddy
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