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[callbacks]

you know
if she were my REAL mom
i bet she wouldnt have kicked me out of the house with just one lunchbox for a THREE DAY FUCKIN SLOG
i mean what the fuck!
she didnt even present me with a lovingly handstitched sweater with which to brave the elements out here which i might add are somewhat less than ideal at the moment
i mean jesus
the shirt she packed me doesnt even have sleeves??
how much transdimensional video game relocation bullshit does a guy have to go through to get some partway decent parental supervision going on
youd think a franchise literally designed for four year olds would be more kid friendly
come on wheres the endless supply of crustless pb and js that oughta be in my inventory
where are my hard earned vanilla dunkaroos
even my little psychic helmet guy knows this is prime horseshit i can tell by the faint look of pity and abject confusion on the visible sliver of his face every time he looks at me
right little buddy
yeah he gets it
do i look like a young man with the know how to forage for edibles in the eight bit rainforest
of course not

[This is text. He doesn't look like anything, except red. Red and text. A lot of both.]

if you threw an apple at my face right now i probably wouldnt even recognize the fresh produce
thats how long ive been cooling my heels in fakey realchemized space ration hell
do they have apples here even
omfg if i literally bled for this shit and even the weird nintendo wet dream nerd bubble lacks the means to provide me a consolatory glass of aj for the travesty thats been my life im gonna
well im gonna just shut up and deal with it like i have for the past three years i guess
but youll all know im not happy about the situation







anyway
hey


a/s/l?

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[callbacks]

you got a whole girl power posse going there huh
they sound like a crazy bunch
anyway i already sort of finagled myself a jump start to cherrygrove and im not planning on skipping town for a while
at least not until im kitted out better for the weather
but palling around with someone after that doesnt sound half bad
ill see if any of the other new kids look interesting and figure out where to go from there
thanks for the suggestion

[loveisanopendoor]

it's pretty fun!! we all kinda do our thing and kick butt and take names but we have a great time together c:

it shouldn't take that long for someone to get to cherrygrove on foot after all so i'm sure it shouldn't take long. chill at an inn or something for a couple of days, figure out the lay of the land, maybe hang out by the end of the route and see if you can catch any pokemon that catch your eye, there are some real cuties on the starting routes

OH actually i want to ask you a favor if you wouldn't mind!

[callbacks]

i mean it sort of depends
what kind of favor

[loveisanopendoor]

if you see a certain pokemon, if you wouldn't mind, could you try and catch it for me please?? and then i'll trade you something cool from where i am, if that's okay!!!

[callbacks]

well alright thats not the worst fetch quest a girls ever handed me
i guess i can do that
what pokemon should i be looking for

[loveisanopendoor]

AWESOME you're the best dave!!! the reason why i ask is because it's not like horrendously rare but you can really only find them on the starting routes and i'm

pretty far out from there ^^;

but this is what i want you to keep an eye out for!! don't like go out of your way but just if you see it try and give catching it a shot!!

attachment: kricketot.png

it's called a kricketot!!! i want one because he makes a cool sound, kinda like a xylophone?? and he looks kinda like a music conductor!!! and when he evolves he like gets a mustache and he becomes all classy and sophisticated and he's very cute

my friend is big into music so i think it'd be a really cute gift for her

if you want i can trade you a really cool pokemon in return for it i'll get you like

a gible or something

it looks kinda like a pudgy little landshark and it's super strong and really cool!!

[callbacks]

haha holy shit
a landshark???
girl are you sure thats a fair trade
i mean im already falling over all this charity but that sounds like an insane reward drop for a relatively low level quest

[loveisanopendoor]

hey i try to treat my friends well!! and you're going out of your way to help me so the least i can do is make it worth your while :)

[callbacks]

ok then im not gonna say no
one cricket thing coming soon to a pokeswap near you
ill let you know when i get one

[loveisanopendoor]

THANK YOU SO MUCH you can text me anytime i'm pretty quick with it c:

[callbacks]

ok
talk to you soon anna