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you know
if she were my REAL mom
i bet she wouldnt have kicked me out of the house with just one lunchbox for a THREE DAY FUCKIN SLOG
i mean what the fuck!
she didnt even present me with a lovingly handstitched sweater with which to brave the elements out here which i might add are somewhat less than ideal at the moment
i mean jesus
the shirt she packed me doesnt even have sleeves??
how much transdimensional video game relocation bullshit does a guy have to go through to get some partway decent parental supervision going on
youd think a franchise literally designed for four year olds would be more kid friendly
come on wheres the endless supply of crustless pb and js that oughta be in my inventory
where are my hard earned vanilla dunkaroos
even my little psychic helmet guy knows this is prime horseshit i can tell by the faint look of pity and abject confusion on the visible sliver of his face every time he looks at me
right little buddy
yeah he gets it
do i look like a young man with the know how to forage for edibles in the eight bit rainforest
of course not
[This is text. He doesn't look like anything, except red. Red and text. A lot of both.]
if you threw an apple at my face right now i probably wouldnt even recognize the fresh produce
thats how long ive been cooling my heels in fakey realchemized space ration hell
do they have apples here even
omfg if i literally bled for this shit and even the weird nintendo wet dream nerd bubble lacks the means to provide me a consolatory glass of aj for the travesty thats been my life im gonna
well im gonna just shut up and deal with it like i have for the past three years i guess
but youll all know im not happy about the situation
anyway
hey
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if she were my REAL mom
i bet she wouldnt have kicked me out of the house with just one lunchbox for a THREE DAY FUCKIN SLOG
i mean what the fuck!
she didnt even present me with a lovingly handstitched sweater with which to brave the elements out here which i might add are somewhat less than ideal at the moment
i mean jesus
the shirt she packed me doesnt even have sleeves??
how much transdimensional video game relocation bullshit does a guy have to go through to get some partway decent parental supervision going on
youd think a franchise literally designed for four year olds would be more kid friendly
come on wheres the endless supply of crustless pb and js that oughta be in my inventory
where are my hard earned vanilla dunkaroos
even my little psychic helmet guy knows this is prime horseshit i can tell by the faint look of pity and abject confusion on the visible sliver of his face every time he looks at me
right little buddy
yeah he gets it
do i look like a young man with the know how to forage for edibles in the eight bit rainforest
of course not
[This is text. He doesn't look like anything, except red. Red and text. A lot of both.]
if you threw an apple at my face right now i probably wouldnt even recognize the fresh produce
thats how long ive been cooling my heels in fakey realchemized space ration hell
do they have apples here even
omfg if i literally bled for this shit and even the weird nintendo wet dream nerd bubble lacks the means to provide me a consolatory glass of aj for the travesty thats been my life im gonna
well im gonna just shut up and deal with it like i have for the past three years i guess
but youll all know im not happy about the situation
anyway
hey
a/s/l?
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There's probably apple juice in the vending machines next town over. Yeah, apples exist, just don't eat the berries.
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What does that stand for?
Apples, strawberries, and lemons?
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Hey!
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Sounds like you've done this kinda thing before, huh? I can promise you, it's really not that bad. Unless it's snowing right now. Then it might be a little bad.
But anyway, my name's Jimmy Two-Shoes!
You got any questions and I'll be happy to answer em!
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uhh let me try and make some sense of this but
if you want apple juice i'm sure you can find some!! they do have apples for sure!! and i can't tell what kind of pokemon you have byt psychic helmet guy sounds like a ralts to me??? they're really cute!!!
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and yeah they are kinda shit about making sure new arrivals even survive, let alone make it anywhere.
if you're desperate plenty of people can send you supplies
oh yeah
16/m/goldenrod?
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....what the hell was that? They're words. I get that. Familiar words, even! Most of them.
But my eyes started glazing over around the confused apple ranting....
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But you probably don't have to worry about foraging in the rainforest anyway! Judging by the current weather, this place seems to be far more likely to be in a temperate climate zone than anything tropical.
Um. You might still have to forage for food, however. I haven't seen any kind of grocery or restaurant establishments here. But it won't be in the rainforest, at least!
[That was the most important takeaway from all that, right?]
And... ASL? Atlas Second Language? I'm from Atlas! But we speak the same language as everyone else in Remnant.
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That's really terrible, kid. I hope you at least got a fire Pokemon when you got here.
[He suddenly feels really lucky that he got here during the summertime.]
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I have to say, you certainly win the award for most creative rant upon first waking up in this land.]
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[He's not gonna touch that weird 'video game' conversation a few threads up. It hurts his poor 1920's mind a bit too much.]
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[Look. If you give him an opportunity to troll, he'll take it.]
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the fuck
is this
Carolina is having flashbacks to red team, but despite this... she's actually kind of concerned. He's right, the road to Cherrygrove and other cities can be hard for people who, you know, aren't soldiers.]
Are you saying you need an escort, or are you just having fun complaining?
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Since you asked.
Anyway, it'll get easier eventually. Helps if you get a goat so you don't get thrown off by those stupid ledges. It also helps if you find someone to travel with, but if you're a lone wolf type, I'm sure you can make it.
Who knows? Maybe if you save enough cash, you can buy enough apple juice to last the whole winter.
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