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you know
if she were my REAL mom
i bet she wouldnt have kicked me out of the house with just one lunchbox for a THREE DAY FUCKIN SLOG
i mean what the fuck!
she didnt even present me with a lovingly handstitched sweater with which to brave the elements out here which i might add are somewhat less than ideal at the moment
i mean jesus
the shirt she packed me doesnt even have sleeves??
how much transdimensional video game relocation bullshit does a guy have to go through to get some partway decent parental supervision going on
youd think a franchise literally designed for four year olds would be more kid friendly
come on wheres the endless supply of crustless pb and js that oughta be in my inventory
where are my hard earned vanilla dunkaroos
even my little psychic helmet guy knows this is prime horseshit i can tell by the faint look of pity and abject confusion on the visible sliver of his face every time he looks at me
right little buddy
yeah he gets it
do i look like a young man with the know how to forage for edibles in the eight bit rainforest
of course not

[This is text. He doesn't look like anything, except red. Red and text. A lot of both.]

if you threw an apple at my face right now i probably wouldnt even recognize the fresh produce
thats how long ive been cooling my heels in fakey realchemized space ration hell
do they have apples here even
omfg if i literally bled for this shit and even the weird nintendo wet dream nerd bubble lacks the means to provide me a consolatory glass of aj for the travesty thats been my life im gonna
well im gonna just shut up and deal with it like i have for the past three years i guess
but youll all know im not happy about the situation

anyway
hey

a/s/l?

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good to hear man
probably makes hanging around here easier

yeah, and knowing things stop back home while I'm here helps

huh ok
i mean thats what i figured since theres no reason for time here to be linked up with time in disconnected universes
but how do people know that for sure
can we check

I can confirm it myself. I went home and came back. I didn't remember here while I was back, but once I returned here I remembered both and it lined up that way.

thats bizarre
though i guess its almost like downloadable content
or automatic system updates

basically. I went home to get some needed character devo

it doesnt happen a lot does it
and who watches your pokemon if it does

more often then you'd expect. It's rare that people vanish and come back though, but people come and go all the time.

If you vanish for a long time or go home for good they always seem to end up with someone you know. i think it's a function of the PC so no pokemon end up trapped or abandoned. Like a failsafe

oh well thats something at least
that the pokemon will be ok
thats considerate of the system
especially when it seems like most people ive talked to so far have been here for a year or longer and their pokemon will have gotten used to them
is that pretty usual? that length of time i mean