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[callbacks]

you know
if she were my REAL mom
i bet she wouldnt have kicked me out of the house with just one lunchbox for a THREE DAY FUCKIN SLOG
i mean what the fuck!
she didnt even present me with a lovingly handstitched sweater with which to brave the elements out here which i might add are somewhat less than ideal at the moment
i mean jesus
the shirt she packed me doesnt even have sleeves??
how much transdimensional video game relocation bullshit does a guy have to go through to get some partway decent parental supervision going on
youd think a franchise literally designed for four year olds would be more kid friendly
come on wheres the endless supply of crustless pb and js that oughta be in my inventory
where are my hard earned vanilla dunkaroos
even my little psychic helmet guy knows this is prime horseshit i can tell by the faint look of pity and abject confusion on the visible sliver of his face every time he looks at me
right little buddy
yeah he gets it
do i look like a young man with the know how to forage for edibles in the eight bit rainforest
of course not

[This is text. He doesn't look like anything, except red. Red and text. A lot of both.]

if you threw an apple at my face right now i probably wouldnt even recognize the fresh produce
thats how long ive been cooling my heels in fakey realchemized space ration hell
do they have apples here even
omfg if i literally bled for this shit and even the weird nintendo wet dream nerd bubble lacks the means to provide me a consolatory glass of aj for the travesty thats been my life im gonna
well im gonna just shut up and deal with it like i have for the past three years i guess
but youll all know im not happy about the situation







anyway
hey


a/s/l?

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[callbacks]

its ok
someone else already took care of that for me
i guess i dont really understand why a world that thinks birds can get airborne laden with any kind of human weight wont let people or people shaped things have powers of their own though
weird pokefurry recombination events aside
i mean i SORT OF get it but it makes less sense if we cant beat the game anyway so who cares if we cheat a little

[Text]

[crouching_sin]

Oh, I understand. I'm not happy about not having access to some of my things as well. It's very frustrating... but I've yet to see exactly what's grabbed us and dragged us here in the first place, so I can't exactly lodge a formal complaint with them or something.

[Text]

[callbacks]

maybe its just some kind of transuniversal glitch?
i know the fabrics of time and space where im from were getting all janked the fuck up immediately prior to my getting here so i dunno
it seems possible

[Text]

[crouching_sin]

That's definitely possible. The barrier between two worlds was cut down in mine, so I can see things getting confused there.

[Text]

[callbacks]

which two worlds

[Text]

[crouching_sin]

The human world and the demon world.

[Text]

[callbacks]

damn dude that sounds pretty hardcore
was it hardcore

[Text]

[crouching_sin]

I guess? I've been doing a lot of things with demons for a while, so they don't really bother me so much, but it was a problem for other people, yes.

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[callbacks]

oh
shit yeah i guess that could be potentially troublesome
i mean
were people ok

[Text]

[crouching_sin]

Some people made it out okay.
A lot of people didn't.

[Text]

[callbacks]

oh
sorry to hear that
man
apocalypses
am i right

[Text]

[crouching_sin]

What happened with yours?

[Text]

[callbacks]

well you know
meteors
basically no survivors
nothing special to be honest

[Text]

[crouching_sin]

Still sounds rough.

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[callbacks]

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i guess

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i dont really have much else to compare it with
i was kind of young

[Text]

[crouching_sin]

How old are you?

[Text]

[callbacks]

now?
sixteen
give or take a few months due to whimsical time horseshit

[Text]

[crouching_sin]

And how old were you then?

[Text]

[callbacks]

thirteen
why do you want to know

[Text]

[crouching_sin]

Just curious. My cousin was seventeen when that mess in my world started.

[Text]

[callbacks]

is it over
the thing in your world

[Text]

[crouching_sin]

Sort of. It ended, but there's something else pretty terrible that's just starting.

What about yours?

[Text]

[callbacks]

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yeah
its over

[That's all there really is to say on the matter.]

[Text]

[crouching_sin]

At least you have the chance for something different here.

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[callbacks]

i got to admit partaking of a property thats rated k+ for something other than gratuitous kidmurderings is guaranteed to be a new and eye opening experience for me