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well i guess that could be kind of creepy for kids

[Maybe? He has literally no frame of reference.]

but you still kept reading it didnt you

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[He guesses? ...Hm. :|a]

I mean
I couldn't just STOP

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hahaha
because it was that good or because its a point of pride

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more like
you know that saying about not looking away from a trainwreck?
except not that it was bad writing-wise just that that's kind of what it felt like an actual trainwreck with all the carnage
that kind of thing

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oh yeah
fuck theres a word for that what was it
the human fascination with death
thanatopsis or something
what youre describing doesnt have to do necessarily with death i guess but that pull probably goes along with general disaster too

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I didn't know there was an actual word for it
oh I don't know I don't usually get all interested in those sorts of things
at least
not really??
not any

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[shit. fuck. how does she retract that last bit. just play it cool?? she meant to delete that.]

I mean
off topic
you mentioned webcomics tell me about some of them

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[And he moves smoothly along, because if anyone understands a desperate topic change, it's Dave.]

well i used to make one
it was called sweet bro and hella jeff and looking back on it
i dunno it was pretty dumb
but on the other hand i was thirteen
and being dumb was the point of it i mean the whole thing was an ironic exercise in horrendous shittiness so it served its purpose
it was my first experiment in moving away from my bros style and i guess it was successful there too
besides it provided my friend group with a lifetimes supply of high quality memetic material so i cant completely trash it in conversation

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[Thaaank goodness. Much better.]

oh that's really cute!
things that produce silly memes and inside jokes are always a hot commodity among friends
also I'm of the opinion that even if it's really bad an early creation is important in your development as an artist
so you do you

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cute is one word for it

[Ha ha ha...]

what about you did you share fanfic or anything with your crew

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oh my god nooooo
NEVER
they would never ever E V E R stop making fun of me!!!!

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hahahaha omg
ashley
ashley ashley ok
what kind of fanfiction did you write

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why do you think it's because of what i write
it could just be because my friends are assholes
did you consider that??
because they are assholes
it has nothing at all to do with what kind of fic i write
or wrote
or anything
nothing at all i am frankly insulted that you would insinuate that at all

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the kind you'd be ashamed to show your parents or teachers

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ok so
kinky aragorn on legolas action or what

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oh my GOD
DAVE



I have taste it was legolas and gimli

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was there beard fondling
what is it with girls and beard fondling

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look it's ROMANTIC!
I literally refuse to get into this anymore with you

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you know real beards get crumbs and shit caught in them right
are they really that attractive
im not asking because i cant grow more than two hairs on my face or anything im just curious

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they like
don't look BAD I don't know
it wouldn't be a turnoff if a guy I liked grew one

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man i am learning all sorts of new things today
i mean about what girls of our century like
or i guess what you a singular girl likes given that ive only been in close contact with like two girls my whole life and rose was uh
well
she liked writing about beardy dudes but the empirical evidence suggests they werent technically her type

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first of all
I can give you a very clear picture of My Type (capitalized for EMPHASIS)
all I said was a beard wouldn't be a turnoff if I already liked the guy
second of all

[...He's using past tense again. What should she do?
Best not make it too weird.]

your sister's a lesbian isn't she?

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yes
maybe
i dont know she might be bi??
i always kind of thought she harbored secret sweet thoughts for john but then she started dating kanaya whos UNEQUIVOCALLY a lady
like if she werent our age id be calling her maam and shit shes just got that vibe

[Looks like he can't really keep the past/present divide straight. That or it's about something else. Who knows.]

anyway its not like i want to know that much about my sisters type in the first place
so yours isnt related to beards?

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it's alright
I have a friend who kind of sounds similar haha I can never keep her sexuality straight
(probably because she can't either??)

um anyway
NO of course not! basically I just like guys who are funny and nice and loyal
he has to be passionate about what he likes
and he has to understand that I'm a bookish girl who sometimes gets too stressed to function
and physically um
I don't know
boys who are taller than me but that's kind of a wide range


glasses are cute

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john
youd date john