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you know
if she were my REAL mom
i bet she wouldnt have kicked me out of the house with just one lunchbox for a THREE DAY FUCKIN SLOG
i mean what the fuck!
she didnt even present me with a lovingly handstitched sweater with which to brave the elements out here which i might add are somewhat less than ideal at the moment
i mean jesus
the shirt she packed me doesnt even have sleeves??
how much transdimensional video game relocation bullshit does a guy have to go through to get some partway decent parental supervision going on
youd think a franchise literally designed for four year olds would be more kid friendly
come on wheres the endless supply of crustless pb and js that oughta be in my inventory
where are my hard earned vanilla dunkaroos
even my little psychic helmet guy knows this is prime horseshit i can tell by the faint look of pity and abject confusion on the visible sliver of his face every time he looks at me
right little buddy
yeah he gets it
do i look like a young man with the know how to forage for edibles in the eight bit rainforest
of course not

[This is text. He doesn't look like anything, except red. Red and text. A lot of both.]

if you threw an apple at my face right now i probably wouldnt even recognize the fresh produce
thats how long ive been cooling my heels in fakey realchemized space ration hell
do they have apples here even
omfg if i literally bled for this shit and even the weird nintendo wet dream nerd bubble lacks the means to provide me a consolatory glass of aj for the travesty thats been my life im gonna
well im gonna just shut up and deal with it like i have for the past three years i guess
but youll all know im not happy about the situation

anyway
hey

a/s/l?

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i mean
it kind of makes sense i guess
if doctors are trained to take care of every two thousand and seventy three different kinds of pokemon or whatever how much harder can it be to add the one human species to the medical curriculum

well for one thing we aren't as sturdy
and you can't just put a human on a tray and push a button
I mean a nurse tried that with me once but I think she was new

hahaha oh my god
speak for yourself though dude some humans are built as fuck

maybe back home, esp. if you had 'abilities' of some sort
but here we're all pretty squish when compared to all the fire breathing dragons and man eating fish
and clowns

yeah i guess thats true
sort of looks like my game bullshits all turned off now
not a huge loss but i was kind of used to some of it

Wait, your 'Game'?

[You got his attention bro]

yeah SBURB
have you heard of it?

not by that name, no
but that 'game' came off capitalized, even though it wasn't
and I know a lot about Games

well
do you want to elaborate or are we both gonna be cryptic about our capital letter shit for a while
cause i mean ive got nowhere to be

okay fine
not like it's a secret here or anything
where i'm from the Game is a chance to come back to life
you get powers and missions to have to complete or you're Erased for good

[...

Dave takes a while to answer.]

SBURB was a game that bent time and space to ensure its own existence and gave its players the chance for unlimited creative potential
ie at the end of the game you could make a whole universe that would then spawn its own SBURB session
if everything ran the way it was supposed to anyway

so basically you get to become a god?

the god tiers were more of an easter egg actually

ah yes, of course. that's obvious.

naturally
but yeah the kids who made our universe in their game session sometimes got big heads about it and tried to call themselves our gods
but none of us really gave their bullshit the time of day so they got over themselves eventually and turned out to be alright

yeah I find that's how it is with wanna be gods
some are easier to ignore then others though

what could they get around your blocking their online handles too

pretty much. and made themselves into my game partner so I couldn't just get away from them

its funny how insidious those guys can be
so like
did things work out for you

way better then they had any right to, honestly

Edited 2015-11-12 06:24 (UTC)

good to hear man
probably makes hanging around here easier

yeah, and knowing things stop back home while I'm here helps

huh ok
i mean thats what i figured since theres no reason for time here to be linked up with time in disconnected universes
but how do people know that for sure
can we check

I can confirm it myself. I went home and came back. I didn't remember here while I was back, but once I returned here I remembered both and it lined up that way.

thats bizarre
though i guess its almost like downloadable content
or automatic system updates

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