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1 ∅ [Text]: youd think a franchise literally designed for four year olds would be more kid friendly [Network Post]
Apples, strawberries, and lemons? [Maka Albarn]
You got any questions and I'll be happy to answer em! [Jimmy Two-Shoes]
um are you okay??? i feel like i didn't understand like half the words you just said [Princess Anna]
16/m/goldenrod? [Neku Sakuraba]
Well, that was hardly the worst novel I've read, but I would suggest hiring an editor for the next edition. [Dio Brando]
They're words. I get that. Familiar words, even! Most of them. [Korra]
And... ASL? Atlas Second Language? [Penny]
Wow, this mom person doesn't even pack a coat when it's getting colder out? [Perry the Platypus]
I have to say, you certainly win the award for most creative rant upon first waking up in this land. [Queen Elsa]
...I'm not even sure where to start. [Alphonse Elric]
5500/no/goldenrod [Naoya]
Are you saying you need an escort, or are you just having fun complaining? [Agent Carolina]
Maybe if you save enough cash, you can buy enough apple juice to last the whole winter. [Riku]
They're fabulous and I need, like, ten. On my body, right now. [Chihiro Fujisaki]
Do you think that’s enough..? [Penny]
so hey guess what [Princess Anna]
and i mean thats a lot of strider to process at once [Jimmy Two-Shoes]
i guess itd make sense to celebrate it since were a bunch of filthy foreign immigrants [Agent Carolina]

Edited 2015-12-17 00:30 (UTC)

2 ∅ [Video]: Ladies and gentlemen... The Happiny MealTM toy. [Network Post; Happy Birthday, Dave!]
They seem like they'd be haunted. [Henry Townshend]
INITIATING EMERGENCY BIRTHDAY PROTOCOLS [Carmen Sandiego (Zack)]
The Alph ruins? Sure, when'd you want to go? [Xion]
I would imagine such a talisman would protect you on your journey. [Gundam Tanaka]
Happy birthday, dude! How old are you? [Jimmy Two-Shoes]
...This is still traditional where you come from, isn't it? [Penny]
Yeah, those ruins are cool, I poked around'em a little bit recently. [Jimmy Darling]
Happy Birthday, if you're having cake at some point send me some. [Killua Zoldyck]
keeping your priorities real i see what with you calling the fam and not your homeboy [Jade Harley]
That is going on my team. [Alphonse Elric]
3 ∅ [Anonymous Text]: A lot like lying I guess [Network Post]
Is the potential fallout from that person finding out worse than the feeling that you're lying to them? [Shuu Tsukiyama (Anon)]
I ask myself what type of person they are, to begin with. [Kyouko Kirigiri]
You tell them. [Lightning Farron (Anon)]
...just the way someone...something...was, I suppose? [Penny (Anon)]
It'll be worse when it comes out without you intending it to than if you tell your friend yourself. [Xion]
And maybe a year or so ago I would've said that continuing to hide it is for the better. [Queen Elsa]
Continue lying, I guess. [Perry the Platypus (Anon)]
If you don't, you risk destroying everything you have with them. [Lust]
Yeah. I've been there before. [Kazuichi Banjou (Anon)]
I haven't been in a situation quite like what you're explaining, but I know how well keeping big secrets usually goes. [Alphonse Elric (Anon)]
ARE YOU THE SORT OF PERSON WHO'S GOOD AT KEEPING SECRETS???? [Nowi]
Depends. How likely is it that they'll find out on their own? [Lancer]
It might not be better if you tell them, but at least they won't hold it against you that you didn't tell them. [Micchy Kureshima (Anon)]
generally its considered a family holiday so you roast a big bird and drink eggnog and cozy up around a fire [Lightning Farron]
we cant fully appreciate this journey or each others company if theres things left unsaid [Jade Harley]
wait the dead god came back? [Naoya]
Log: Step one: You say, 'We need to talk.' [Jade Harley]
i sorta miss my sister too [Agent North Dakota, Jade Harley]
I didn't know it was your birthday. Hey, I could've gotten you something. [Queen Elsa]
what are the books here even like i mean besides pokepunnified [Maka Albarn]
you gotta tag this salacious domesticity before someone gets hurt [Agent Carolina]

shit is it kyouko or kirigiri [Kyouko Kirigiri]
i like high places i guess [Sansa Stark]
what about baldfaced bribery have you tried that yet [Mettaton]
I didn't know her. [Xion]
4 ∅ [Video]: I get that baby's first evolution is probably ancient headwear for most of you. [Network Post]
AH! Oh gosh, he looks so cool! Look, look, Odin, you've got a brother in arms now! [Princess Anna]
Some of us have specifically chosen not to evolve and... informed our trainer of that fact. [Micchy Kureshima (Yoshiro)]
Seeing one of your friends fully evolved for the first time is certainly a good feeling of accomplishment on both sides. [Queen Elsa]
You know, I've thought about getting an Eevee, but I'm always super worried about that! [Nowi]
If there's ever an option of what they can evolve into, I let my Pokemon decide what they want to do. [Alphonse Elric]
Congratulations! I haven't had any of mine evolve yet. [Korra]
When my own Ralts evolved, I chose to let her evolve naturally. Into Gardevoir, of course. [Nagi Naoe]
I've never chosen something in particular for one of my Pokemon, but when I caught Kagayaki, she had already evolved into a Sylveon. [Kazuichi Banjou]
Hail King Arthur! Long live the King! [Jade Harley]
That's Gallade? [Agent Carolina]
Still, if I had the choice, I probably would've gone for a Gallade, too. They're just too cool to pass up. [Riku]
Almost any of his evolved forms would be VERY useful, but I don't want to try making him into something that would make him unhappy... [Penny Polendina]
have you tried tricking him into punching himself in the face to wake him up yet [Maka Albarn]
Basically if you can imagine something really horrible happening to someone, outside of dying, it's happened to me. [Maka Albarn]
Holy shit, dude, way to take us all back. I think I was, like, six when that song came out. [Kazuichi Banjou]
After a brief "yeah, all right," he does not, in fact, give him a whistle. He starts beat-boxing along instead. [Jimmy Two-Shoes]
Headphones. [Katsuki Bakugou]
jade i have an important science question [Jade Harley]
Yo, congrats on the tier up, J-man and D.J. Single Cent. [Penny Polendina]
Whoa, bro, what did Bo Peep ever do to you? [Naoya]
not everyones cursed with as much self awareness as you apparently have dude [Wreck-It Ralph]
It is a link to an animated version of this song with a Jynx singing it. [Naoya]

when you said you were looking for gifts for your partners [Agent North Dakota]
I think they gotta kick it eventually, or else where would all the Ghost types come from? [Mettaton]
We're still in the area, we'll totally go old junk spelunking with you again. [Dipper Pines]
I need to talk to you if thats okay? [Jimmy Two-Shoes]
I can't...totally relate, being more or less human myself, but. I dunno. [Cecil Harvey]
The Pidgey struggles with the package, since it's... rather large. [Naoya]
Ruby? [Ruby Rose]
Wait. You're from Remnant? [Weiss Schnee]
If I knew they made birds like that, maybe I wouldn't be so anti-feather corporation. [Edward Scissorhands]
what color is water where you come from [Captain Asuka Langley Shikinami]
omg though. RIGHT???? about "mom" i mean [Kaori Miyazono]
I know it's hard to take in being somewhere else crazy suddenly when you don't know anybody... [Rakka]
let me tell you about one sweet ass function its got thatll make your nokia shit its battery all over in envy [Undyne the Undying]
people probably already made sure youre ok and gave you the rundown on this bugnuts place and junk [Ashley Williams]
We really gotta talk to somebody about building a train or something between New Bark and Cherrygrove, Jesus Christ. [Yang Xiao Long]
makes me wonder about parents naming their babies while theyre still boneless womb parasites [Ginti]
...What's the egg with all the triangles on it? [Agent North Dakota]
BUT I got you your funny looking pokemon! [Ashley Williams]
karkat turn your video on right now i want to see [Karkat Vantas]
(oh my god karkat chill shes a kid) [Karkat Vantas]
dont worry jade and i got this hes one of ours [Ruby Rose]
do you want to skip vantas 101 or should i try to explain what just happened with him real quick [Ruby Rose]
can i ask one more thing about the last stuff you remember [Karkat Vantas]
freefall from how high up? [Yang Xiao Long]
Kid, I highly doubt you're a knight. [Lightning Farron]
man thatd be weird if you got a puppet for a date [Jimmy Two-Shoes]
youre 22???? [Kyouko Kirigiri]
espurrs a cat right [Tobias]
Heeeey Dave~! [Ruby Rose]
Five number fives, definitely. [Yang Xiao Long]
you live in goldenrod right?? [Agent Carolina]
Have you noticed sometimes things get sort of strange on Fridays? Stranger. [Penny Polendina]
not mine but check it out anyway [Ashley Williams]
Aren't you cold sitting out here? [Meridiana Everett]
It's still very cold out you may need more clothes he is concerned about ykkkkkkkhhkkklkll [Naoya]
... Hey, asshole. Don't make me come over there and kick you; you know I'll fucking do it. [Karkat Vantas]
I think in some cases, it might be quicker to explain how humans work to the Pokémon. (Wart) [Botan]
please let me??? [Jade Harley]
..."what follows here" proves to be an adorable little Dedenne... [Meridiana Everett (Mortimer)]
Oh, god, she cried on you, too? Christ, I thought it was just me. [Penny Polendina]
was that really what they wanted [Ashley Williams]
The sound of his own quiet voice surprises him, though, and he realizes Karkat's stopped muttering choice swears over on his side of the room. [Karkat Vantas]

Edited 2016-04-01 12:29 (UTC)

--So be cool, Karkat, okay? [Karkat Vantas and Agent Carolina, 3/4]
I thought I should check in after...well...you know [Ashley Williams, 3/4]
are you there, Dave? [Rakka, 3/4]
Sharpedo Tornado is not her style, but she can appreciate things like 'Awake in Azalea', 'Watchog Day', and the like. [Weiss Schnee, 3/5]
What's the funnest thing to do in crazy kid slumber parties? [Jade Harley, 3/5]
This, somehow, is how we find ourselves with Dave curled up in his hoodie, head in Karkat's lap, arms trapping Jade's arm loosely against his chest. [Jade Harley and Karkat Vantas, 3/5]
Indoor voices, fuckface, we're trying to play Truth or Dare out here. [Yang Xiao Long, Karkat Vantas, Jade Harley, Weiss Schnee, 3/5]
Taking it slow, but it's not typical [Open March Log]
Holy bats, man. [Ken Kaneki, 3/7]
I hope things weren't too busy while I was gone. Thanks again for covering for me. [Ken Kaneki, 3/7]
...carolina? [Agent Carolina, 3/7]
...You're taller than I expected you to be. [Maka Albarn, 3/8]
Right now, Chihiro is just waiting on the coffee he ordered. Just a simple latte, nothing too special. [Chihiro Fujisaki, 3/8]
hey. you up? [Ashley Williams, 3/8]
You're lucky you'll still be cute if you're fat, fatass. [Naoya, 3/9]
...Clara. And Huggybear. [Greed, 3/10]
I wanna see you and theres a game corner like right here in town with our names on it [Jimmy Two-Shoes, 3/11]
I've seen a lot of movies in my time, I don't want to rec you shit you're not into. [Sansa Stark]
I didn't know you were in Goldenrod now. [Kazuichi Banjou, 3/13]
Yo, you got boards in Kanto? [Joker, 3/14]
...to say nothing of how Dave's Dave and practically guaranteed not to get it. [Karkat Vantas, 3/14]
jade i think i got troll engaged to karkat yesterday [Jade Harley, 3/15]
I don't know what month I'll be back, so after thinking it over here's a copy of my house key. [Maka Albarn, 3/15]
you know how we were talking last week about how karkat needs a moirail who doesnt smell like a dump made out of butts [Ashley Williams, 3/16]
what happened to the tried and tested legislation that governs our fraternal bond [John Egbert, 3/21]
Carolina? Like, Agent Carolina? [Lavernius Tucker, 3/21]
If I can assist in any way when you inevitably go to pick up John, you should of course let me know without hesitation. [Kyouko Kirigiri, 3/21]
flowers stars beads and then for the last one depends on the haircut [Captain Ash, 3/22]
Dave, we are going to pin your friend John down and make him read a book. [Naoya, 3/22]
what are we gonna tell john???? [Karkat Vantas, 3/24]
He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Strider is faithful, one hundred percent. [John Egbert]

5 ∅ [Anonymous Text]: what was growing up like for you [Network Post]
pretty bad & absolutely not ^^; [Princess Anna]
I don't really remember, it was a long time ago. [Komasan]
When I became a vampire it got a lot better in some places but not in others? [Draculaura]
Difficult. I didn't get out much. It was too dangerous. [Karkat Vantas]
It was...Very lonely. [Queen Elsa]
I think children sometimes show amazing resilience to things that, as adults, they're surprised to reflect back on in retrospect. [Carmen Sandiego (Anon)]
I feel like I was with people, though, and we all cared for each other. [Botan]
Most people would probably think the shit I did back then was crazy. [Lancer]
My father really didn't do a great job at keeping work and home separate. [Weiss Schnee (Anon)]
I mean... no one wanted me. [Tobias (anon)]
Are you seeking positive answers to encourage you, or negative ones to make your own circumstances feel better? [Sion Astal (anon)]
I already told you a little bit, didn't I? [Maka Albarn]
I really don't know at all if I was happy as a kid. [Rakka]
are you trying to figure something out? [Ashley Williams]
FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER IT'S ONLY BEEN MY BROTHER AND I. [Papyrus]
I think part of growing up is how you deal with the bad stuff. [Sora]
Lived on a tropical island, but when you live there all your life, it's less like a fancy resort. [Riku]
:D [Rakka]
Is it teething or something, is that the problem? [Hitoka Yachi]
this is daves transport at your service how can i help you [Epsilon Church]
but if you do still want to talk [Ruby Rose]
The force of Weiss' absolute iciest glare can probably be felt through the door, though she's not going to say anything yet. [Weiss Schnee and Karkat Vantas]
I owe you an apology. I was incredibly out of line last night. [Weiss Schnee]
This is how you cross-pollinate ideas, Jade. [Jade Harley]
Congratulations on the new rungs up the echeladder, star girl. [Karkat Vantas (Merope)]
hey uh north [Agent North Dakota]
hey dude got a favor to ask if you got a minute [Lavernius Tucker]
ashley ashley bo bashley banana fana fo fashley [Ashley Williams]
WHO'S THIS NAOYA DOUCHEBAG AND WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING ABOUT TROLLS. [Karkat Vantas]
uh is one of those me [Wrath]
but how do you make cereal [Henry Townshend]
"hey carolina im curious about something can i ask you about it" [Agent Carolina]

Honestly, I fucked up. That's on me. I done fuckied.

Okay, but where else would you be tasting frosting? On your face? Between your toes? [Death, 6/1/2016]
--but you know who missed you? [Alphonse Elric, 6/1/2016]
are you still in goldenrod? [Ashley Williams, 6/4/16]
you must be the elusive b [Blake Belladonna, 6/7/16]
Invest in some Antidote, just in case? [John Egbert, 6/12/16]
7 ∅ [Video/Action for Route 39]: Congratulations! On the commemoration of your buggy origination. [Network Post, 6/12/16]
Aren't we still in Gemini? [Alpha Church, 6/12/16]
Wow, that was really impressive! [Ochako Uraraka, 6/12/16]
DAVE I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU [Karkat Vantas, 6/12/16]
And happy birthday to your friend! Or, Pokemon? [Hitoka Yachi, 6/12/16]
Is he one of those trolls you told me about before? [Alphonse Elric, 6/12/16]
So is it really Karkat's birthday today? [Rakka, 6/12/16]
But you know, points for using multi-syllabic words properly. [Handsome Jack, 6/12/16]
I bet he's swooning wherever he's hiding. [Dirk Strider, 6/12/16]
A sweet-ass set of rhymes deserves a sweet-ass cake. [Lavernius Tucker, 6/12/16]
We have to make a pact to get a picture of his cute blushy face, Dave, this is serious business. [Jade Harley, 6/12/16]
is the getting to goldenrod related at all to the fighting or what [Mafuyu Kurosaki, 6/15/16]
If Ruby and her friends have Team RWBY, what does that make our team? [Jade Harley, mid-June]
Holy shit, are you really here, kiddo? Like, for real? [Frisk, 6/20/16]
don't even get me started [(Anon) Captain Ash, 6/23/16]
I'm th' Monarch now! [Frisk, late June]

whoa dude are you coming to cianwood?? [Jimmy Two-Shoes, 7/5/16]
did i almost hear something along the lines of something something remixes [Maurice Hutch, 7/6/16]
Ohhh my god. What are those. [Ochako Uraraka, 7/12/16]
Penny. Catch me one. [Penny Polendina, 7/12/16]
It's more like, uh, extreme growing up than a temporary transformation. [Frisk, 7/15/16]
Jane already let her Pokemon eat her rations. [Dirk Strider, 7/18/16]
Penny? Pen. Hey. Talk to me, girl. [Penny Polendina, 7/25/16]
By my calculations, you should be on or arriving at Route 31. [Dirk Strider and Jane Crocker, 7/28/16]

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