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you know
if she were my REAL mom
i bet she wouldnt have kicked me out of the house with just one lunchbox for a THREE DAY FUCKIN SLOG
i mean what the fuck!
she didnt even present me with a lovingly handstitched sweater with which to brave the elements out here which i might add are somewhat less than ideal at the moment
i mean jesus
the shirt she packed me doesnt even have sleeves??
how much transdimensional video game relocation bullshit does a guy have to go through to get some partway decent parental supervision going on
youd think a franchise literally designed for four year olds would be more kid friendly
come on wheres the endless supply of crustless pb and js that oughta be in my inventory
where are my hard earned vanilla dunkaroos
even my little psychic helmet guy knows this is prime horseshit i can tell by the faint look of pity and abject confusion on the visible sliver of his face every time he looks at me
right little buddy
yeah he gets it
do i look like a young man with the know how to forage for edibles in the eight bit rainforest
of course not
[This is text. He doesn't look like anything, except red. Red and text. A lot of both.]
if you threw an apple at my face right now i probably wouldnt even recognize the fresh produce
thats how long ive been cooling my heels in fakey realchemized space ration hell
do they have apples here even
omfg if i literally bled for this shit and even the weird nintendo wet dream nerd bubble lacks the means to provide me a consolatory glass of aj for the travesty thats been my life im gonna
well im gonna just shut up and deal with it like i have for the past three years i guess
but youll all know im not happy about the situation
anyway
hey
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if she were my REAL mom
i bet she wouldnt have kicked me out of the house with just one lunchbox for a THREE DAY FUCKIN SLOG
i mean what the fuck!
she didnt even present me with a lovingly handstitched sweater with which to brave the elements out here which i might add are somewhat less than ideal at the moment
i mean jesus
the shirt she packed me doesnt even have sleeves??
how much transdimensional video game relocation bullshit does a guy have to go through to get some partway decent parental supervision going on
youd think a franchise literally designed for four year olds would be more kid friendly
come on wheres the endless supply of crustless pb and js that oughta be in my inventory
where are my hard earned vanilla dunkaroos
even my little psychic helmet guy knows this is prime horseshit i can tell by the faint look of pity and abject confusion on the visible sliver of his face every time he looks at me
right little buddy
yeah he gets it
do i look like a young man with the know how to forage for edibles in the eight bit rainforest
of course not
[This is text. He doesn't look like anything, except red. Red and text. A lot of both.]
if you threw an apple at my face right now i probably wouldnt even recognize the fresh produce
thats how long ive been cooling my heels in fakey realchemized space ration hell
do they have apples here even
omfg if i literally bled for this shit and even the weird nintendo wet dream nerd bubble lacks the means to provide me a consolatory glass of aj for the travesty thats been my life im gonna
well im gonna just shut up and deal with it like i have for the past three years i guess
but youll all know im not happy about the situation
anyway
hey
a/s/l?
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it has an attack called metronome where it can basically use any move in existence at completely random, it's AMAZING
but it's also really strong on its own!!!
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haha oh no i think my little dude is jealous
its ok buddy youll be a tiny ass whooping champion one day too
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ralts has two different final forms
oh, pokemon evolve, by the way, i should probably explain that, it happens after they reach a certain number of battles or if they're exposed to a certain item or something, the conditions are different depending on the pokemon
some evolve once, some evolve twice, some don't evolve at all because they're so strong!! ralts evolves into kirlia right
and female kirlias evolve into gardevoir, they're really beautiful, they have a long flowing white dress and everything BUT
male kirlia, if you give them a dawn stone, become gallade, and they're AWESOME they're like part fighting-type and they're super noble, like knights!!! i'll show you mine
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[SUDDENLY, HE UNDERSTANDS EVERYTHING!]
well damn he sure does look like a badass
all
noble warrior and shit
hey random question but do peoples first partner pokemon typically have anything to do with who they are as a person
just curious
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but my friend i was talking about earlier got this thing called whismur when she first got here and it's tiny and pink and very loud and it does nothing but cry
and then when it hears itself crying it gets startled by the sound of it and cries even louder
it actually breathes through its EARS so that it can cry without stopping it's
nonon is a saint
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learn a valuable lesson about ourselves through our adventures with our thematically appropriate pokepartners
like thats not the expectation here
the bildungsroman narrative is an optional one
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or something like that
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psht
thats fine
i can handle that
thanks for indulging in my momentary meta nattering by the way
youre a gentlewoman and a scholar
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i think there's some truth to it though i'm really happy to have met all these people here
i never would've had the opportunity to otherwise, running a kingdom is pretty time consuming
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like a real kingdom or??
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well excuse my filthy american potty mouth your majesty i was not aware i was in the presence of royalty
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no but seriously i never really liked people treating me special for it
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so i should just stick to calling you anna then yeah?
i mean aside from the occasional ironic "well excuuuuuuse me princess"
are you a princess
did i get that right
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my sister is the queen though!!!
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the one with the ice powers right
and the ice pokemon
that must be cool having the family with you
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things back home were a little weird and kinda busy obviously with the kingdom and all so it's like when we're here it's just like we're two normal sisters
so it's really nice compared to how stuffy things are back at the castle
we're traveling with my friend nonon who is the GOAT (Greatest Of All Time she's definitely NOT an actual goat) (you would REALLY like her actually oh my goodness, the level of snark between you both would be off the charts), my sister's friend asami (she's really cool!!!!) and asami's gf korra (who is also really cool!!!!) so we have like a whole crew
i highly recommend travelling with someone actually instead of going it alone (even though you're never really alone with your pokemon and all but yknow) i'm sure you're not the only one in new bark who just showed up
make some friends, have some fun <3
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they sound like a crazy bunch
anyway i already sort of finagled myself a jump start to cherrygrove and im not planning on skipping town for a while
at least not until im kitted out better for the weather
but palling around with someone after that doesnt sound half bad
ill see if any of the other new kids look interesting and figure out where to go from there
thanks for the suggestion
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it shouldn't take that long for someone to get to cherrygrove on foot after all so i'm sure it shouldn't take long. chill at an inn or something for a couple of days, figure out the lay of the land, maybe hang out by the end of the route and see if you can catch any pokemon that catch your eye, there are some real cuties on the starting routes
OH actually i want to ask you a favor if you wouldn't mind!
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what kind of favor
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i guess i can do that
what pokemon should i be looking for
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pretty far out from there ^^;
but this is what i want you to keep an eye out for!! don't like go out of your way but just if you see it try and give catching it a shot!!
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it's called a kricketot!!! i want one because he makes a cool sound, kinda like a xylophone?? and he looks kinda like a music conductor!!! and when he evolves he like gets a mustache and he becomes all classy and sophisticated and he's very cute
my friend is big into music so i think it'd be a really cute gift for her
if you want i can trade you a really cool pokemon in return for it i'll get you like
a gible or something
it looks kinda like a pudgy little landshark and it's super strong and really cool!!
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a landshark???
girl are you sure thats a fair trade
i mean im already falling over all this charity but that sounds like an insane reward drop for a relatively low level quest
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