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you know
if she were my REAL mom
i bet she wouldnt have kicked me out of the house with just one lunchbox for a THREE DAY FUCKIN SLOG
i mean what the fuck!
she didnt even present me with a lovingly handstitched sweater with which to brave the elements out here which i might add are somewhat less than ideal at the moment
i mean jesus
the shirt she packed me doesnt even have sleeves??
how much transdimensional video game relocation bullshit does a guy have to go through to get some partway decent parental supervision going on
youd think a franchise literally designed for four year olds would be more kid friendly
come on wheres the endless supply of crustless pb and js that oughta be in my inventory
where are my hard earned vanilla dunkaroos
even my little psychic helmet guy knows this is prime horseshit i can tell by the faint look of pity and abject confusion on the visible sliver of his face every time he looks at me
right little buddy
yeah he gets it
do i look like a young man with the know how to forage for edibles in the eight bit rainforest
of course not

[This is text. He doesn't look like anything, except red. Red and text. A lot of both.]

if you threw an apple at my face right now i probably wouldnt even recognize the fresh produce
thats how long ive been cooling my heels in fakey realchemized space ration hell
do they have apples here even
omfg if i literally bled for this shit and even the weird nintendo wet dream nerd bubble lacks the means to provide me a consolatory glass of aj for the travesty thats been my life im gonna
well im gonna just shut up and deal with it like i have for the past three years i guess
but youll all know im not happy about the situation

anyway
hey

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i fucking love it

haha oh no i think my little dude is jealous
its ok buddy youll be a tiny ass whooping champion one day too

actually it's pretty cool

ralts has two different final forms

oh, pokemon evolve, by the way, i should probably explain that, it happens after they reach a certain number of battles or if they're exposed to a certain item or something, the conditions are different depending on the pokemon

some evolve once, some evolve twice, some don't evolve at all because they're so strong!! ralts evolves into kirlia right

and female kirlias evolve into gardevoir, they're really beautiful, they have a long flowing white dress and everything BUT

male kirlia, if you give them a dawn stone, become gallade, and they're AWESOME they're like part fighting-type and they're super noble, like knights!!! i'll show you mine

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[SUDDENLY, HE UNDERSTANDS EVERYTHING!]

well damn he sure does look like a badass
all
noble warrior and shit
hey random question but do peoples first partner pokemon typically have anything to do with who they are as a person
just curious

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i think it depends!! for some people it does, i think, i mean, i got charmander and he's very firey and excitable!! and my sister elsa got snorunt which is an ice type thats a little bit shy and whatnot...

but my friend i was talking about earlier got this thing called whismur when she first got here and it's tiny and pink and very loud and it does nothing but cry

and then when it hears itself crying it gets startled by the sound of it and cries even louder

it actually breathes through its EARS so that it can cry without stopping it's

nonon is a saint

so we dont have to like
learn a valuable lesson about ourselves through our adventures with our thematically appropriate pokepartners
like thats not the expectation here
the bildungsroman narrative is an optional one

nope i think the real adventure is the friends we make along the way

or something like that

oh yeah no im chill with curricula on the power of friendship and all that jazz
psht
thats fine
i can handle that
thanks for indulging in my momentary meta nattering by the way
youre a gentlewoman and a scholar

i've read enough cheesy adventure books to know all the cliches and stuff so y'know it's nothing

i think there's some truth to it though i'm really happy to have met all these people here

i never would've had the opportunity to otherwise, running a kingdom is pretty time consuming

running a kingdom?
like a real kingdom or??

yes!!! well real in my world anyway not too many people have heard of it otherwise

whoa
well excuse my filthy american potty mouth your majesty i was not aware i was in the presence of royalty

are you saying that i don't exude a royal presence??? for shame and here i thought that my text sparkled and shined with a regal aura radiating off of it

no but seriously i never really liked people treating me special for it

naw i get you
so i should just stick to calling you anna then yeah?
i mean aside from the occasional ironic "well excuuuuuuse me princess"
are you a princess
did i get that right

i am a princess yes and that's fine!!! just anna is perfect though

my sister is the queen though!!!

oh cool
the one with the ice powers right
and the ice pokemon
that must be cool having the family with you

yeah it's really nice, it's great because like

things back home were a little weird and kinda busy obviously with the kingdom and all so it's like when we're here it's just like we're two normal sisters

so it's really nice compared to how stuffy things are back at the castle

we're traveling with my friend nonon who is the GOAT (Greatest Of All Time she's definitely NOT an actual goat) (you would REALLY like her actually oh my goodness, the level of snark between you both would be off the charts), my sister's friend asami (she's really cool!!!!) and asami's gf korra (who is also really cool!!!!) so we have like a whole crew

i highly recommend travelling with someone actually instead of going it alone (even though you're never really alone with your pokemon and all but yknow) i'm sure you're not the only one in new bark who just showed up

make some friends, have some fun <3

you got a whole girl power posse going there huh
they sound like a crazy bunch
anyway i already sort of finagled myself a jump start to cherrygrove and im not planning on skipping town for a while
at least not until im kitted out better for the weather
but palling around with someone after that doesnt sound half bad
ill see if any of the other new kids look interesting and figure out where to go from there
thanks for the suggestion

it's pretty fun!! we all kinda do our thing and kick butt and take names but we have a great time together c:

it shouldn't take that long for someone to get to cherrygrove on foot after all so i'm sure it shouldn't take long. chill at an inn or something for a couple of days, figure out the lay of the land, maybe hang out by the end of the route and see if you can catch any pokemon that catch your eye, there are some real cuties on the starting routes

OH actually i want to ask you a favor if you wouldn't mind!

i mean it sort of depends
what kind of favor

if you see a certain pokemon, if you wouldn't mind, could you try and catch it for me please?? and then i'll trade you something cool from where i am, if that's okay!!!

well alright thats not the worst fetch quest a girls ever handed me
i guess i can do that
what pokemon should i be looking for

AWESOME you're the best dave!!! the reason why i ask is because it's not like horrendously rare but you can really only find them on the starting routes and i'm

pretty far out from there ^^;

but this is what i want you to keep an eye out for!! don't like go out of your way but just if you see it try and give catching it a shot!!

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it's called a kricketot!!! i want one because he makes a cool sound, kinda like a xylophone?? and he looks kinda like a music conductor!!! and when he evolves he like gets a mustache and he becomes all classy and sophisticated and he's very cute

my friend is big into music so i think it'd be a really cute gift for her

if you want i can trade you a really cool pokemon in return for it i'll get you like

a gible or something

it looks kinda like a pudgy little landshark and it's super strong and really cool!!

haha holy shit
a landshark???
girl are you sure thats a fair trade
i mean im already falling over all this charity but that sounds like an insane reward drop for a relatively low level quest

hey i try to treat my friends well!! and you're going out of your way to help me so the least i can do is make it worth your while :)

ok then im not gonna say no
one cricket thing coming soon to a pokeswap near you
ill let you know when i get one

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