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[hashtagafreakingghost]

heeeey I just like learning about things!!
I can use them in my writing
or I mean in this case in unicorn hunts
it's productive :)

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i guess
youre in
college right?
guess probably you have to like all that education to keep going with it

[hashtagafreakingghost]

I am! second year :)
if I'm interested in something it's really easy to learn about it
other things kiiind of take more work
but it's all worth it at the end of the day bc I get to write in big workshops!!
and talk about books I like!!
what's not to like?
if I could just write things here instead of battle or stock shelves like people are saying
that'd be my ideal

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huh
well probably you can

[Dave's a dishwasher and can't talk, but.]

i know a guy who works in the circus
so maybe when you get somewhere with more people youll have more options
isnt that how things work in the real world anyway

[hashtagafreakingghost]

that so??
well usually you need a resume and all kinds of prior work experience and everything
but maybe I can ask one of the people who's been here a long time
ms sandiego seems like the sort of person who has connections

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ms
sandiego

[........]

[hashtagafreakingghost]

do you know her?

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i think that depends
is her first name carmen

[hashtagafreakingghost]

yes
is she a big deal here?

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[He can't believe.

He can't believe.]

girl what year were you born

[hashtagafreakingghost]

1996
oh NO is this another case where someone is SOOO much older than me and I've been talking with you for
idk
I've lost track tbh
anyway are you secretly 24 or 28 or ~1000+

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what no youre my age
or you would be if wed come here from the same year i guess
id be a little older technically but only by a number of months
ive experienced seventeen birthdays but i was born at the end of 1995
youre a nineties kid and you havent heard of carmen sandiego??

[hashtagafreakingghost]

huh so I'm older than you
eighteen going on nineteen
it was february 2015 i've got a mid-year birthday
but anyway
yes I've REALLY never heard of her before now
is that weird?? is she a celebrity???
seriously explain I'm curious

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um
so you know broderbund software?

[hashtagafreakingghost]

of course I do
they put out Myst
and that cute zoom logic game my friend played a lot

100 comments. We did it again.

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ok so back in the eighties they made this other game
it was supposed to teach kids about history and geography and probably i wouldnt know a quarter as much as i do about my own fucking planet without it
(my bro liked retro shit like that and that was one of the ones he actually let me play)
(i mean probably i had to duel him for it but you know how it is)
anyway that game launched a franchise that included other games about like math and then there were cartoons and shit
anyway
they were called

where in the world is carmen sandiego

the 100th comment is explaining who carmen sandiego is. god bless us.

[hashtagafreakingghost]

oh
oh my god???
are you telling me she's
a fictional character?????

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i hesitate to use that terminology because of complex reasons leading us both straight down the road to massive existential crises
but from my perspective
yes
thats what im telling you

[hashtagafreakingghost]

well holy crap Dave

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whats fiction anyway
just because a world only exists on the printed page or as a stupidly complex system of ones and zeros for US doesnt mean the world isnt "real" for the people in it
i think given the proven existence of multiple worlds
and the real possibility of INFINITE worlds if you subscribe to the idea that any Choice splits a timeline into this and that
were almost obligated to believe that within the unimaginable multitude of worlds that exist are worlds that we find completely imaginable
ie the ones we make up in books and movies
ergo fictional worlds are real worlds just in parallel dimensions and maybe if you wait here long enough one day youll get to shake harry potters hand

[hashtagafreakingghost]

I'm less about multi-world theory than a friend of mine
but if this means at some point I could actually meet Legalos I say hooray

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orlando bloom
really?

[hashtagafreakingghost]

or Aragorn! or Gimli
or any of the Fellowship + incorporated really
I don't JUST like Legalos because he has a nice face

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ok well you do you and all
but id wanna hang out with eowyn

i mean
(shit whats her actresses name)
(how do i pretend i didnt know she wasnt in the fellowship)
shes hot
(nailed it)

[hashtagafreakingghost]

well OF COURSE I'd want to hang with Eowyn!
and Arwen. :)
that's what I meant by incorporated because there's no way I would pass up the chance to talk with some of my favorite ladies
(don't worry I'm not one of those JUDGMENTAL fans :p)