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[In response, she gets a photo attachment of this ugly rag, as modeled by teenage noodle numero uno. Except the unicorn is a Rapidash. Naturally.]

unicorns

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

holy shit
I want TWELVE

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RIGHT
i dont know where they live yet but when i find out
years of childhood dreams
finally fulfilled

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

if you do tell me please
confession I didn't do great in horseback riding as a kid because I lost interest
horses weren't cool enough they had to be UNICORNS
very cool that you're not all too-macho to think unicorns are awesome by the way
good job

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i like ponies
unicorns are just magical self jousting ponies
whats not to like

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see you know what you're talking about
the guys ALWAYS teased me about being into them before they got
well
slightly more mature
but unicorns are badass AND beautiful
wow if I get one of those I am totally naming it Amalthea.

unless there are OTHER unicorn pokemon.
oh no

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look the coolest way to assert your masculinity is to categorically not give a shit about that junk
ponies are rad end of story
i think ive maybe heard about zebras here but im not sure if the zebras are also unicorns
might be worth looking into

dont reply to things when you're tired bc you'll forget to bold

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good way to look at it sir
more people should think like that
this sounds like cool research
well then I'm on it :)

Usually I remember to bold but forget my color completely

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happy hippology travails professor ashley

[hashtagafreakingghost]

heeeey I just like learning about things!!
I can use them in my writing
or I mean in this case in unicorn hunts
it's productive :)

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i guess
youre in
college right?
guess probably you have to like all that education to keep going with it

[hashtagafreakingghost]

I am! second year :)
if I'm interested in something it's really easy to learn about it
other things kiiind of take more work
but it's all worth it at the end of the day bc I get to write in big workshops!!
and talk about books I like!!
what's not to like?
if I could just write things here instead of battle or stock shelves like people are saying
that'd be my ideal

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huh
well probably you can

[Dave's a dishwasher and can't talk, but.]

i know a guy who works in the circus
so maybe when you get somewhere with more people youll have more options
isnt that how things work in the real world anyway

[hashtagafreakingghost]

that so??
well usually you need a resume and all kinds of prior work experience and everything
but maybe I can ask one of the people who's been here a long time
ms sandiego seems like the sort of person who has connections

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ms
sandiego

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

do you know her?

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i think that depends
is her first name carmen

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yes
is she a big deal here?

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[He can't believe.

He can't believe.]

girl what year were you born

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1996
oh NO is this another case where someone is SOOO much older than me and I've been talking with you for
idk
I've lost track tbh
anyway are you secretly 24 or 28 or ~1000+

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what no youre my age
or you would be if wed come here from the same year i guess
id be a little older technically but only by a number of months
ive experienced seventeen birthdays but i was born at the end of 1995
youre a nineties kid and you havent heard of carmen sandiego??

[hashtagafreakingghost]

huh so I'm older than you
eighteen going on nineteen
it was february 2015 i've got a mid-year birthday
but anyway
yes I've REALLY never heard of her before now
is that weird?? is she a celebrity???
seriously explain I'm curious

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um
so you know broderbund software?

[hashtagafreakingghost]

of course I do
they put out Myst
and that cute zoom logic game my friend played a lot

100 comments. We did it again.

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ok so back in the eighties they made this other game
it was supposed to teach kids about history and geography and probably i wouldnt know a quarter as much as i do about my own fucking planet without it
(my bro liked retro shit like that and that was one of the ones he actually let me play)
(i mean probably i had to duel him for it but you know how it is)
anyway that game launched a franchise that included other games about like math and then there were cartoons and shit
anyway
they were called

where in the world is carmen sandiego