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[hashtagafreakingghost]

[no one tell them]

that's so strange to me
I mean OK I spend a lot of time on the internet but I mostly text my friends and you can't really change text color on the phone
instead it's all emoji fun
but a custom color sounds interesting even though I don't think I could go off eye color

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well whats your favorite color

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

actually some kind of red
burgundy or maroon or red-violet or something of the like
I've never been able to pin down the exact shade

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try #55142a
if you need it redder or purpler or lighter or whateverer i can adjust as needed

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

like this?
wait or this?
ohhh that makes it stand out more
maybe a shade more red but that is kind of cool

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how about this one
#b9132f

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

this one?
oh I like it!
feels kind of cool or special :)

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yeah see
colors are cool
express the fuck out of that individuality by conforming to our weird ass online herd markers

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

har har very funny
maybe I will and that'll show you won't it?
every text I send you will be in bold colored text
and maybe some on the network too
perhaps

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ooh im shakin in my bunny slippers
the very humanity

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

pleeeease tell me you actually have bunny slippers

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girl
they dont have "bunnies" here
what are these obscure creatures of which you speak

also no i dont sorry
im wearing a flaming unicorn pony sweater though if that helps

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

I was going to be all bummed that there aren't any ACTUAL cats here (no offense to my new psychic one that kind of looks like he can see into space-time????)
but then
did you say
unicorns?

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[In response, she gets a photo attachment of this ugly rag, as modeled by teenage noodle numero uno. Except the unicorn is a Rapidash. Naturally.]

unicorns

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

holy shit
I want TWELVE

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RIGHT
i dont know where they live yet but when i find out
years of childhood dreams
finally fulfilled

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

if you do tell me please
confession I didn't do great in horseback riding as a kid because I lost interest
horses weren't cool enough they had to be UNICORNS
very cool that you're not all too-macho to think unicorns are awesome by the way
good job

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i like ponies
unicorns are just magical self jousting ponies
whats not to like

[hashtagafreakingghost]

see you know what you're talking about
the guys ALWAYS teased me about being into them before they got
well
slightly more mature
but unicorns are badass AND beautiful
wow if I get one of those I am totally naming it Amalthea.

unless there are OTHER unicorn pokemon.
oh no

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look the coolest way to assert your masculinity is to categorically not give a shit about that junk
ponies are rad end of story
i think ive maybe heard about zebras here but im not sure if the zebras are also unicorns
might be worth looking into

dont reply to things when you're tired bc you'll forget to bold

[hashtagafreakingghost]

good way to look at it sir
more people should think like that
this sounds like cool research
well then I'm on it :)

Usually I remember to bold but forget my color completely

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happy hippology travails professor ashley

[hashtagafreakingghost]

heeeey I just like learning about things!!
I can use them in my writing
or I mean in this case in unicorn hunts
it's productive :)

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i guess
youre in
college right?
guess probably you have to like all that education to keep going with it

[hashtagafreakingghost]

I am! second year :)
if I'm interested in something it's really easy to learn about it
other things kiiind of take more work
but it's all worth it at the end of the day bc I get to write in big workshops!!
and talk about books I like!!
what's not to like?
if I could just write things here instead of battle or stock shelves like people are saying
that'd be my ideal