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alright
so since we've established whatever it is you were going to say is not rational nor sane
can I put a pin in this and ask about trolls and their bl some time
preferably some time when I'm less
this
because curiosity is kind of my thing see. I like learning things and asking questions and if I don't they kind of gnaw at me.
but it hasn't even been a week and I'm still getting used to this place so

[One day can you tell her about Homestuck]

yeah thats reasonable
its not relevant atm anyway

[lol]

its just the color things pretty common around where im from
everyone i knew back there did it

[no one tell them]

that's so strange to me
I mean OK I spend a lot of time on the internet but I mostly text my friends and you can't really change text color on the phone
instead it's all emoji fun
but a custom color sounds interesting even though I don't think I could go off eye color

well whats your favorite color

actually some kind of red
burgundy or maroon or red-violet or something of the like
I've never been able to pin down the exact shade

try #55142a
if you need it redder or purpler or lighter or whateverer i can adjust as needed

like this?
wait or this?
ohhh that makes it stand out more
maybe a shade more red but that is kind of cool

how about this one
#b9132f

this one?
oh I like it!
feels kind of cool or special :)

yeah see
colors are cool
express the fuck out of that individuality by conforming to our weird ass online herd markers

har har very funny
maybe I will and that'll show you won't it?
every text I send you will be in bold colored text
and maybe some on the network too
perhaps

ooh im shakin in my bunny slippers
the very humanity

pleeeease tell me you actually have bunny slippers

Edited (it's just like homestuck days i gotta remember my bold) 2016-02-14 19:30 (UTC)

girl
they dont have "bunnies" here
what are these obscure creatures of which you speak

also no i dont sorry
im wearing a flaming unicorn pony sweater though if that helps

I was going to be all bummed that there aren't any ACTUAL cats here (no offense to my new psychic one that kind of looks like he can see into space-time????)
but then
did you say
unicorns?

[In response, she gets a photo attachment of this ugly rag, as modeled by teenage noodle numero uno. Except the unicorn is a Rapidash. Naturally.]

unicorns

holy shit
I want TWELVE

RIGHT
i dont know where they live yet but when i find out
years of childhood dreams
finally fulfilled

if you do tell me please
confession I didn't do great in horseback riding as a kid because I lost interest
horses weren't cool enough they had to be UNICORNS
very cool that you're not all too-macho to think unicorns are awesome by the way
good job

i like ponies
unicorns are just magical self jousting ponies
whats not to like

see you know what you're talking about
the guys ALWAYS teased me about being into them before they got
well
slightly more mature
but unicorns are badass AND beautiful
wow if I get one of those I am totally naming it Amalthea.

unless there are OTHER unicorn pokemon.
oh no

look the coolest way to assert your masculinity is to categorically not give a shit about that junk
ponies are rad end of story
i think ive maybe heard about zebras here but im not sure if the zebras are also unicorns
might be worth looking into

good way to look at it sir
more people should think like that
this sounds like cool research
well then I'm on it :)

happy hippology travails professor ashley

heeeey I just like learning about things!!
I can use them in my writing
or I mean in this case in unicorn hunts
it's productive :)

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dont reply to things when you're tired bc you'll forget to bold

Usually I remember to bold but forget my color completely

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