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as far as i can tell yeah she is
she also didnt have a lot of people around to talk to growing up so you can imagine getting to make all these new friends is like constantly blowing her mind

[Dave, you might be projecting there.]

i bet shed like you too shes nice as hell and crazy smart
she does like astrophysics and shit instead of literature though

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

why didn't she have people around? was she an

[ASHLEY YOU CAN'T JUST ASK THAT thank god she realizes]

astrophysics?? ooohhhh I'm not good at that kind of stuff
science is HARD I have to work at it a lot same with math.
but she sounds nice so who knows
she's with you in Violet City right?

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yup
we got rooms next to each other at the inn so if she ever wants to show me a funny lillipup video she can just holler
youll recognize her on the network if you see her she types in this horrendous bright green
like its a good thing i wear shades all the time because otherwise id have been blind by age twelve

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

what color are her eyes?

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guess

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

wow you were right that IS bright
why do you guys do that anyway??
accepting your sister's eyes ARE that shade of purple
is it just a weird friendgroup thing??

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its just a weird friendgroup thing yeah
though i guess the trolls do it too except with their bl




ummmmmmmmmmm pretend i didnt say that
or pretend i was about to say the statement of a sane and rational person

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

answer me one question
is this the kind of thing that would make me paranoid of things that go bump in the night.

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uh
no?
i dont think so
trolls arent scary theyre just assholes who like to hassle people on the internet
and if they go bump in the night its probably because they tripped over their own furniture and in that case youre a lot more likely to hear all the cursin than the bump itself

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

alright
so since we've established whatever it is you were going to say is not rational nor sane
can I put a pin in this and ask about trolls and their bl some time
preferably some time when I'm less
this
because curiosity is kind of my thing see. I like learning things and asking questions and if I don't they kind of gnaw at me.
but it hasn't even been a week and I'm still getting used to this place so

[One day can you tell her about Homestuck]

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yeah thats reasonable
its not relevant atm anyway

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its just the color things pretty common around where im from
everyone i knew back there did it

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

[no one tell them]

that's so strange to me
I mean OK I spend a lot of time on the internet but I mostly text my friends and you can't really change text color on the phone
instead it's all emoji fun
but a custom color sounds interesting even though I don't think I could go off eye color

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well whats your favorite color

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

actually some kind of red
burgundy or maroon or red-violet or something of the like
I've never been able to pin down the exact shade

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try #55142a
if you need it redder or purpler or lighter or whateverer i can adjust as needed

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

like this?
wait or this?
ohhh that makes it stand out more
maybe a shade more red but that is kind of cool

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how about this one
#b9132f

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

this one?
oh I like it!
feels kind of cool or special :)

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yeah see
colors are cool
express the fuck out of that individuality by conforming to our weird ass online herd markers

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

har har very funny
maybe I will and that'll show you won't it?
every text I send you will be in bold colored text
and maybe some on the network too
perhaps

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ooh im shakin in my bunny slippers
the very humanity

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

pleeeease tell me you actually have bunny slippers

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girl
they dont have "bunnies" here
what are these obscure creatures of which you speak

also no i dont sorry
im wearing a flaming unicorn pony sweater though if that helps

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

I was going to be all bummed that there aren't any ACTUAL cats here (no offense to my new psychic one that kind of looks like he can see into space-time????)
but then
did you say
unicorns?

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[In response, she gets a photo attachment of this ugly rag, as modeled by teenage noodle numero uno. Except the unicorn is a Rapidash. Naturally.]

unicorns