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[hashtagafreakingghost]

the monsters here are a lot nicer than the ones I've met yes.
more cuddly too.

so I've never done this trading thing before.
dooo I just send him over in the computer??
(video games are WEIRD.)

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yeah just use the courtesy computer off to the side at the pokemon center
if you access your pc
and btw i have no idea how they get our names into the system but i guess the same way we woke up already toting id cards
but anyway if you access your pc youll find its organized in boxes which is kind of the stupidest filing system ive ever heard but ok johto
anyway your stantlers in there and hell be holding a box
DO NOT EAT THE CONTENTS OF THAT BOX
you wont die but they do NOT taste how they look
but i figure if he doesnt listen to you you can always bribe him with a poof which is definitely the scientific name for those whatever they ares
i checked

[It's a six-pack of Poképuffs.]

so you can send lil jon there to me that way too

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

Ok I sent him over and picked up my weird deer
I don't think Agatha (litwick) likes him very much but she's kind of weird...
he seems to like those treats. they're called poofs??
it looks like he has eyes in his antlers so he'll be called Fitzgerald.
thank you again sooo much, it will be much nicer riding something instead of walking
once I get back to even going anywhere because noooooo thank you

Why John btw??

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well two reasons
one is that get low is one of the new millenniums early fucking masterpieces and deserves what little immortalization i can give it
and the other reason is
i mean its less important but he kind of reminds me of my friend john
something about the teeth and the dorky expression

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

1. I think you're referencing something out of my wheelhouse but I'll smile and nod along
2.
that's a very good reason. if I saw something that looked like one of my friends, I would probably do the same.
it's really sweet of you :)

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yeah well apparently im saying that johns a bucktoothed scruffy prey animal that likes to rub its face in the dirt
but thats ok
hed understand
he was obsessed with this one bunny from a movie too and actually i got it for him for his thirteenth birthday so its even more fitting than i thought at first glance

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

Best friends make fun of each other a lot!! it's still nice especially since he's not here right??
but ok you got him a bunny from a movie? like an actual hopping breathing rabbit?? wow???
orrr am I misunderstanding????
I've been walking for days and I'm too wired to sleep gimme a story!

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haha no not an actual rabbit
i dont think that wouldve survived the american mailing system
but ok
have you heard of this shittastic movie called con air
its got nic cage and matthew mcognahey in it and its god awful

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

oh
my
god

no no no no no
that shitty "movie"?? that one???? your friend likes THAT ONE?????? o_O

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hed run around in his room reenacting the scene where cage and malkovich face off over a fucking stuffed animal
do you know how many times ive had to sit there and wait in stupefied but long suffering silence until he finished typed their whole dialog to me
put
the bunny
back
in the box
god it was so stupid
anyway it took some doing but i managed to track down that filthy bunny and deliver it to his nerdlord palms
had to pay him back for the shades at least

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

ohhhhhhh my god
I have to break this down here.
1.
I am SO sorry for you
I only saw it once but it was eeeenough x(
it was so bad!! and the WHOLE TIME chris just kept alternating between laughing at me and being all serious like "oh of COURSE this is a good movie ash what are you saying?"
at least josh a friend made him stop eventually.
but it was sooo awful
2.
You got him the ACTUAL BUNNY from the ACTUAL MOVIE???
how was that thing even still in one piece
3.
He sounds like a huge dork. the bunny pokemon fits him.

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yeah he was a complete doofus
and yes i got him the actual bunny from the actual movie and honestly im not sure how it survived transit to maple valley
it was so grubby and old lmao
but that big tasteless goober ate that shit up anyway
im telling you he probably wouldve slept with it in his arms every night whispering sweet nothings in its tatty ears
did i tell you he eventually named it liv tyler
like after the actress

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

heh that's really cute.
I can't mock that one because I'm kiiind of doing the same thing? but with authors and books.
his taste and weirdness aside that is really nice of you to do?? like if I could do something like that I really would you know.
my friend loves bad action movies and I watched a bunch of them for him
(like con air)
but I never got him anything from them.

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i mean
john did it for me first
you know my shades?

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

are they actually from some famous rapper?

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haha no i wish!
but they appeared in a movie in which my favorite rapper played a pivotal role as dear huggy bear
did you ever watch starsky and hutch
the remake with ben stiller not the old television show

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

that one's a no. I remember hearing of it??
but I was like nine when it came out and it wasn't my speed.
and Chris was never into that kind of comedy soooo.

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well ok at least youve heard of it
these shades
are THE shades that david starsky aka ben stiller wore on his weirdly gaunt kind of face
john got them for me for my birthday which is a few months before his

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

oh my gosh
wow
WOW!!!
that is dedication how do you guys track down big movie props???
if josh cou you two sound like really great friends :)
I'm glad I caught something that reminds you of him.

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yeah
thank you for that by the way
what a stupendous lack of manners on my part forgetting my ps and qs jesus how RUDE do i have to BE...............
so anyway youre naming yours after book stuff?
whats fitzgerald got to do with eyes i didnt catch that reference

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

Have you ever read The Great Gatsby?

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oh
no but ive heard of it
uhhh
robert redford right

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

From the movie version yes.
well I mean one of the movie versions.
there are a couple.
BUT anyway so you aren't familiar with the imagery or motifs in the novel right?
There's an important visual symbol that represents God and the death of the American dream through the eyes on a billboard of a fictional doctor named T.J. Eckleburg.
The billboard's worn out and desolate and hollow as is the dream but it's ALWAYS there watching the protagonists.
It represents how materialism has taken over society and therefore classism as well since Gatsby himself is a self-made man trying to make it in a world of rich people.
The eyes of God can only look out over the city from a billboard meaning even God's had to co-opt the materialist mindset to reach the world even if the one he's looking out at is bleak and dreary in the guise of a rich party life.
That's not to completely shun materialism. Just to try and address problems of society and the way it functions especially the upper-class compared to the others!

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

I





am so sorry
oh my god oh my god oh my god
wow that was not mean to happen like all that i think i got carried away
I MEAN his antlers look like eyes where there shouldn't be eyes and that was just my first thought so that's that and
oops
sorry

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that
was the nerdiest explosion ive witnessed in like three years and change
brava girl
brava